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Understanding women

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Jan 30, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A man riding his Gold Wing was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

    It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
    that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

    :rofl:
     
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :tongue:
     
  3. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    :rolleyes:

    I don't think women are meant to be understood :yes:
     
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  5. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Wouldn't be fun if we weren't a challenge. :)
     
  6. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh:
     
  7. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

  8. SpencerA

    SpencerA Well-Known Member

    accurate ha
     
  9. wheresmysheep

    wheresmysheep Staff Alumni

    men can be just as bad :yes:
     
  10. Aissela

    Aissela Well-Known Member

    ahahahhaha :laugh: i loved it!!!!
     
  11. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    i was trawling through the coffee house old threads, knew i'd find something more, well, easy going here somewhere.
     
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