unhelpful wife!!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, Nov 7, 2008.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

    The man says, "What’s the problem officer?"

    Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ticket you.

    Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

    Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
    [The man gives wife dirty look.]

    Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

    Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

    Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks!
    [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]

    Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

    Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

    The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin’ out loud, can’t you just shut up?!"

    The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma’am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    Wife says, "No officer, Only when he’s drunk."
  2. ~Tosh~

    ~Tosh~ Forum Buddy

    Good one Daisy :)
  3. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    I worked with a guy that had a real life story like that. Only difference was it was a girlfriend not a wife. For some reason they broke up. lol
  4. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    Oh lol. That made me chuckle :)
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