Viagra is a Strange Thing

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Jan 25, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon
    and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit
    and coffee?'

    He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
    right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really
    taken the edge off my appetite.'

    At lunchtime she asked him if he would like
    something.'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
    cheese sandwich?'

    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
    desire for food.'

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
    'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious
    apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir
    fry?'

    He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the
    Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry.


    'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm
    Starving.'


    :biggrin::laugh::blink:
     
  2. tesseract

    tesseract Well-Known Member

    painful..
     
  3. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    haha...oh poor woman
     
  4. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    :laugh: LOL
     
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