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Viagra is a Strange Thing

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A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon
and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit
and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really
taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like
something.'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious
apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir
fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the
Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry.


'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm
Starving.'


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