I am sad Matt. I am 33 years old and a virgin. ever even been on a date. I live with my parents because of my health - not only to poor to live on my own but can't drive and can't afford even the projects. My mom is trying to throw me on the street. My dad likely won't let her but still. Anyway I kinda have a girlfriend but she's 1000 miles away. I'm pretty much ready to do something.