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Watch what you wish for!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by GypsyGirl, Jan 15, 2008.

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  1. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

    A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    As if we look that old after 35 years .................

    "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.

    The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra!

    Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

    Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra!

    The husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are FEMALE! :rolleyes:
  2. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    haha suck in. I liked that :)
  3. *dilligaf*

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  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  5. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy


    What a jerk.

    Made me laugh =]
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    :laugh: That is a good one.
  7. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

  8. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    haha...good one
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