Water versus Wine

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Nov 14, 2011.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would
    have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
    whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
    process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
    and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
    a public service!
  2. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member


    Wait, this is this new? :fire: I like it. It's cold here.
  3. Decode

    Decode Well-Known Member

    Good info :thumbup:
  4. ExtraSoap

    ExtraSoap Well-Known Member

    Personally, I prefer vodka. But whatever floats your boat!
  5. ascham

    ascham Member

    Don't drink water - fish f**k in it (W.C. Fields I think.
  6. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

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