Water vrs Wine

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
    freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
    demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
    year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli)
    bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
    tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


    Water = Poop

    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
  2. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    Whichever we chooce,it will come out the same way,just a different colors. And comes back one way or the other.

    Rate: 5
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni


    See, I alwats knew alcohol was good for me :wink:
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