Water vrs Wine

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
    freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
    demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
    year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli)
    bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
    tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poop

    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
    :laugh::biggrin::blink:
     
  2. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    Whichever we chooce,it will come out the same way,just a different colors. And comes back one way or the other.

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  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:

    See, I alwats knew alcohol was good for me :wink:
     
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