Wedding Ring

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Aug 7, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut
    off from his penis.

    According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl
    friend found the ring in his pants pocket. She got
    so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the
    ring on his penis while he was asleep. :rofl::rofl:

    Now you decide what's worse:

    1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

    2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got
    on your penis.

    3) Or finding out your penis fits through your
    wedding ring.

  2. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    Lol I was thinking the last one :tongue:
  3. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    :rofl: I like it :tongue:
  4. :laugh: All of those are difficult.
  5. silent_enigma

    silent_enigma Well-Known Member

    lol. He earned it. :p
  6. Allo..

    Allo.. Well-Known Member

  7. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

  8. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    ROFL!!! :rofl:
  9. RunningAway

    RunningAway Well-Known Member

  10. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    Id say poor guy but hey he deserved it and how embarassing is it to go to the ER to have to have your ring cut off your penis. Man that must be humiliating but a life lesson not to cheat on your wife. :eek:hmy:
  11. Will

    Will Staff Alumni

    Lol, ouch. Don't feel too sorry for him though, don't like people who cheat
  12. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

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