I know this may seem weird, but I have really weird thoughts. For instance, today I thought about this girl I liked. I then thought about becoming a geneticist, moving to china, cloning her, and paying a couple to adopt and raise her to my specs. Then marry her when she got older as some sort of secret puppetmaster. I also thought about pretending to marry. Just go through life pretending that I am married. Buy two rings. Go to the movies, and buy two tickets. Get employed at a government office, and print out real marriage papers. File those papers to make everything legit. Adopt a kid and photoshop some pictures. Real creepy stuff these thoughts. Sometimes I actually do go to the theatres, and pretend I'm on a date. Maybe I need some stronger medication?