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What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 1, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Working people frequently ask retired people what
    they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day Marilyn and I went
    into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about
    5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a
    parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about
    giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing
    the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and
    started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So Marilyn called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put
    it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
    ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age

  2. TheGlamorous

    TheGlamorous Active Member

    Wow older generation with a sense of humor! And potentially evil by giving an innocent person extra parking tickets for no reason at all...

    I love it.
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :rofl:
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