My favourite form of exercise is Advanced Impatience (for those who dont know, whenever I turn a vice into a virtue, I call the result the vice's name with the word "Advanced" infront of it, in this case, "Advanced Impatience")
- Find waiting for someone to come help me move a heavy box tedious? fine, Ill move that box myself.
- Cant be asked to wait for an escalator to SLOWLY drag me up a floor or two? fine, run up the escalator
- One step at a time too slow? try 2 steps at a time, up an escalator, on the London underground where escalators can stretch to 60 meters...
- Want to go to the shops but it takes too damned long? Not when youre running.