It is August, the something or other, on this beautiful? Bright’ sunny day in Newu York welcome 🙏 to Manhattan... & I hope that u & you’re are truly enjoying the time home alone to-gether; even though, as you or / -& I; we all know, there’s no such thing as “social distancing,” in New York!!
And where do we begin wit da Mets? Okay 9... you wanna talk ‘bout a n idiotic , overblown, clown-ish 🤡 franchise, that is run by. A pack o’ wild 😜 basking lunatics ? Let’s just for get dem, und git on wit da Yankees alright! Cuz, dats all anybody cared ta talk bout in dis town, m’kay? We all know dis, all right?! It’s no secret-/ this is a one-team town; in a one-sport city, o.k.?!? I mean, r u serious!?. Let’s get real, what r u talk in’ bout here. Da knicks! Da knicks can’t get outta der owan way, fur cripes sake’s!!
oh, god & don’t even get me started on da Jets! Dey might be da most jokish da buggezt jokesters in dis place! Da jets. Look at der ownar!’ Just look at em! Woild ju? For crying out loud— don’t come at me wit da jets? It’s too darn early in da day for dat schtuff!!!! Back aftur dus—->