What would you be in another life and what would you do?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by shamps, May 4, 2010.

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  1. shamps

    shamps Well-Known Member

    If there is another life awaiting us after this one and you could pick what you came back as..what would it be and what would you get upto???

    I would definatley come back as a man...see what all the fuss is about.

    And as for what I would do haha well its gotta be said im afraid....id have to try peeing standing up lol
     
  2. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    I'd do just the opposite, become a female... and be slutty. Let the other person do the work in initiating conversation leading to sex.
     
  3. shamps

    shamps Well-Known Member

    I like your style hehe
     
  4. Landlocked blues

    Landlocked blues Well-Known Member

    David Beckhams football shirt!! :tongue:
     
  5. shamps

    shamps Well-Known Member

    Lol you lil tinker you hehe
     
  6. Landlocked blues

    Landlocked blues Well-Known Member

    hehe do i even need to say why??!!! :wink:
     
  7. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    I'd be a bright white ceiling cat, just like my Chyna used to be before she died of stomach cancer.

    I'd opt for a loving home with plenty of food and water, and hoomins that loved me.
     
  8. shamps

    shamps Well-Known Member

    Nah...not at all im right there wiv ya babes hehe
     
  9. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    I would like to live in a British castle... And I wanna be a noble just like my godfather :D
     
  10. Landlocked blues

    Landlocked blues Well-Known Member

    aaawwwwwww!!!!!!
     
  11. shamps

    shamps Well-Known Member

    I know sooooo cute x
     
  12. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    I'd be a simple person in a village in Spain or somewhere,toiling in the fields just to provide food for my family. Somewhere sunny,beautiful scenery and no rat race,no stress. Heaven 
     
  13. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    or a bear so i could sleep for six months of the year, lovely
     
  14. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    Or a bird so I could fly around and crap all over every person I saw
     
  15. Illusion

    Illusion Well-Known Member

    I'd be an Arctic Wolf with ice blue eyes. There really isn't anybody in the Arctic so I'd perhaps get more peace there to run freely and do as I please.
     
  16. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    Or maybe a dolphin,racing through the ocean till I get caught in some fucking fishin net of course 
     
  17. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    Or maybe a chimpanzee in a zoo,being fed quality food. No predators and you can just sit about masturbating and throwing poo up the walls.
     
  18. LonerForever

    LonerForever Well-Known Member

    I'm sick of this one. Why would I want another.
     
  19. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    A grain of sand on a beach listening to the waves breaking
     
  20. ExtraSoap

    ExtraSoap Well-Known Member

    If I could be anything I would be one of those guys who don't even have to put any effort into getting girls, because the girls go to him, good-looking, confident, smart, not depressed, etc.

    Or maybe I would be a Great White Shark. Damn, those things are badass...
     
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