What would you do if Jesus showed up in person at your door?

[Boratz]

I'd want him to take me to Canada.

LOL. I would like him to come inside nude. Find out the size his balls are.
Everybody seems like him ,I am wondering that maybe it is his physique

 

[Boratz]

I would also tell him to fuck off, Jerk

 

[Blacksheep]

i would ask him where the pizza guy is...then ask him what he wanted.

if his answer was anything other than "heaven ran out of sugar...may i borrow a cup please?" i would tell him to...well i wouldnt be very nice

 

[Boratz]

I would ask him to reverse time, undo my conception then restore the world to the present. If he agreed to that I would push my luck and ask him to delete a few genocides, assassinations, famines, acts of terrorism and the television series T.J. Hooker during the time line restoration process.

Lmao.

I would ask him " Who's your daddy?

 

[frizziidizzle]

lmao pmsl omg im on the floor from the last post ^^.. even tho i have a belief in a higher power... hehe
oh man that funny... im gonna be chuckling all day

i would hmm..
shake his hand and say well done mate
( just because i think whoever planned this world is very clever )

 

[BioHomocide]

Kick him in the groin and call it self sacrifice.

 

[Clockwork Reality]

Tell him to hurry this entire rapture thing up.

 

[messedupmarionette]

I'd ask him what all that shit in the bible REALLY meant, and then to come visit Fred Phelps with me :biggrin:

 

[Boratz]

Ask for I.D.-Invite him in, offer snacks/refreshments. Ask about the holidays and the family. Then I'd grab my Jesus folder and request that we review certain discrepancies about my account.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Boratz]

Tell him to hurry this entire rapture thing up.

This thread is a riot. Whoever started it ,got my ass off ripped laughing. No bowel control , & have a diarrhea from it.

It is so funny. Delirious

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I'd hang out with him for the day and do whatever he wanted.

 

[In a Lonely Place]

I'd throw a net over him and then bind his hands and feet with gaffer tape. I would then ask a long list of regimented questions around 40-50 times a day,sleep and food deprivation would most likely be involved.I'd have a couple of people analysing the answer I'd been given and once satisfied this character was genuine I'd ask him what the hell he proposed to do about the state of the world today. I'd record all his mumblings and mutterings so people would be in no doubt what he wanted from us.I'd take DNA samples,get him to sign a disclaimer and then release him,most likely put an electronic tag on him.

 

[letmego3]

i would say 'its about time!'

 

[NiceGuYKC]

I'd ask him, Do aliens really exist and have they visited earth?.

 

[LillMy8989]

Ask him - Why is the world now nothing what is used to be?

 

[Mr Stewart]

I would ask "why?" Why all the suffering? Why the pain? Why the hopelessless and why the inequity? To what purpose are we committed to this existence?

 

[SaraRose]

I'd agree with the "why." I'd hafta ask him why did he want to put me through this much pain. What did I do wrong, or was it just something that he randomly choose me for. And I'd want something more then the weak 'the more we suffer here the better the rewards will be in heaven.'