whats on your copy and paste??

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  1. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    sorry if this has been done before lol but yeah what is on it?? :p

    mine is
    I know I need You
    I need to love You
    I love to see You, but it's been so long
    I long to feel You
    I feel this need for You
    And I need to hear You, is that so wrong?

    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

    Now You pull me near You
    When we're close, I fear You
    Still I'm afraid to tell You, all that I've done
    Are You done forgiving?
    Oh can You look past my pretending?
    Lord, I'm so tired of defending, what I've become
    What have I become?

    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
    Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

    I hear You say,
    "My love is over. It's underneath.
    It's inside. It's in between.
    The times you doubt Me, when you can't feel.
    The times that you question, 'Is this for real? '
    The times you're broken.
    The times that you mend.
    The times that you hate Me, and the times that you bend.
    Well, My love is over, it's underneath.
    It's inside, it's in between.
    These times you're healing, and when your heart breaks.
    The times that you feel like you're falling from grace.
    The times you're hurting.
    The times that you heal.
    The times you go hungry, and are tempted to steal.
    The times of confusion, in chaos and pain.
    I'm there in your sorrow, under the weight of your shame.
    I'm there through your heartache.
    I'm there in the storm.
    My love I will keep you, by My pow'r alone.
    I don't care where you fall, where you have been.
    I'll never forsake you, My love never ends.
    It never ends."

    LOL
     
  2. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    oh i just realised, i cant copy and paste what ive got :lol!: unless im allowed to post links to porn :lol!:
     
  3. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    elephant porn

    .....er it's for research purposes... o_o
     
  4. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    remember rule 32 and rule 34 :lol!:
     
  5. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    I could have done a lot for you
    Nothing was left for me to do
    Ah I'm always late, I let you go
    You always said it's rock 'n roll
    Life is battle, fight and grow
    Flash back, I loved your flavour
    I remember
    I know we could shine like the starlight
    I wish that we could aim the sky again
    I know we could dream for tomorrow
    To share the long forgotten glamorous days
    Ah glamorous days...
    I won't be sleeping!

    ~engrish song lyrics that I've been planning to re-write properly... go figure
     
  6. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    = [[Rules of the Internet

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    123. 456789

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    | _ | ___/ \ e| ____/ \ |/ \ |________________________________

    n

    As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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    169? Nah I'll have 2 69s.

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    183. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's

    183-B The cake is a lie.

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    194-B. Rule 194 is true.

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    196. People named Tyler are just win. No Exceptions.

    197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.

    198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.

    199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions

    200. Pictures or it didn't happen.

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    205. All Americans are fat. No exceptions.

    206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.

    207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.

    208. Rules 1, 2 and 206 are true.

    209. See rule 208.

    210. See rule 209.

    211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.

    212. 4chan is funny. No exceptions.

    213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.

    214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.

    214-B. except on a Mac

    214-C. Alt. F4

    215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.

    216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!

    216-B. 42

    217. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.

    218. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed.

    219. Google is not a calculator

    220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

    221. RETARDED NEWFAGS,should always be shot without warning NO EXCEPTIONS!

    222. The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.

    223. Only faggots add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions.

    224. All rules above "PROFIT!" don't count. No Exceptions.

    225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS

    226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.

    227. Creed is the worst band in the world. No exceptions

    228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.

    228-B. except the ones about newfags editing the rules

    229. You never see the porn first, even if you made or drew it. No exceptions.

    230. Hentai is you friend. No exceptions.

    231. The number of friends you have on facebook does not indicate the number of friends you have in real life. No exceptions.

    232. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.

    233. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.

    234. Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204

    234. ????

    235. PROFIT!

    236. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.

    237. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.

    238. Every night when you are sleeping, Interwebz177 gives u pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry.

    239. That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet, and will remain on a 50yr old man's hard drive for as long as he lives.

    240. Rule 301 is false, it is occasionally Alex.

    241. Everything fun on the internet is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

    250. Additional Pylons are required. Always

    269. Yeah, finally...2 69's!

    299. This is blasphemy, this is madness. No exceptions

    300. 299 is a lie. This is sparta. No exceptions.

    301. This is the end of the world, no exceptions.

    302. 301 is a lie. The end is the beginning. No exceptions.

    303. o_O

    /¯/___________________________ _

    304.| IMMA FIREN MAH? LAZAH, BLARRRRRRGGGHH!

    \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯

    306. The lazah destroyed rule 305.

    307. Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feal it in hell. No exceptions.

    308. the rules on 313 were watching the lazah as well, and have wandered off blinded refer to rule 313 for more details.

    313. Rule 309,310,311, and 312 tried to defeat the lazah, but got dazed with radiation and now can only see Ninja Unicorns, no exceptions

    314. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.

    369. Two's company, three's a crowd.

    370. Perl will NEVER be the best language, no exceptions

    371. Every time you throw an IntrospectionException an emo becomes an hero

    372. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException

    373. Exception in thread "/b/" internet.lang.Error: InvalidArgumentException:

    at Rules.main(Player.java:106)

    at Rules.main(Game.java:109)

    374. If you break rules one or two, you must compile and rule 2.1333371 and throw no exceptions.

    375. Some rules just dont make sense... follow them anyways. No Exceptions

    400. Gilmans law-any discussion on any site or chat room if given enough time with out invoking Godwin's law will eventually devolve into quoting Monty python

    404. This rule was not found.

    405. If you're wondering where the other rules went, check rule 404

    406. Everyone hates you. No exceptions.

    406-B. Everyone is out to get you. No exceptions.

    407. No one can destroy the metal. The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.

    619. BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619 HEY BOOYAKA BOOYAKA REY MYSTERIO.

    690. Wow is spelt with one capital when not referring to the game. No exceptions.

    666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.

    666-B. You've lost THE GAME. No exceptions.

    777. Today's your lucky day.

    778. Andrew and William won the game. They are now apart of the game and have been freed from the games restrictions. No exceptions.

    867-5309. Jenny is not home, she will never be home. No Exceptions.

    999. ˙suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ˙ןıɐɟ noʎ 'sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs noʎ ʇǝʎ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ dıןɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı

    1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. more are being discovered.

    1337. Deleted. made by Newfag.

    2012. Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist,Only Chuck Norris exists

    2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.

    5067. If you forget about Chuck Norris while on the Internet he may round house kick you at his time of choice.

    5297. Jawz, I is him and no one else is. no exceptions.

    9000. You must be strictly greater than 9000 to be over 9000.

    9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions

    9002. It's still over 9000, and always will be!

    9003. You will be molested this many times by newfags, especially if you edit this post no exceptions!

    9004. This is how many times I have killed newfags. Obey Rule 9003, or else! No exceptions.

    90210. This rule is shit, and so are you for thinking, "Oh, 90210, I love that show!"
     
  7. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    I've sunk to a new level of boredom. I actually read some of that last post.

    *goes to find something productive to do*
     
  8. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    :rofl: alison dont admit that :p
     
  9. Infinite Sadness

    Infinite Sadness Well-Known Member

    Having narrowly escaped Lud and Blaine, the ka-tet finds itself in Topeka, Kansas, a ghost town depopulated by a superflu. So that they can continue, Roland must tell them of a time in his youth which helped define the man he has become. Before the tale is finished he must confront a man who may hold the key to the Dark Tower.
     
  10. texaskitty

    texaskitty SF Cat Lady Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    I'm bored too, gah I read it all.
     
  11. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    "Att välja en ras som passar kan vara ett svårt val, om man först har bestämt sig för att bli hundägare. Dessvärre ser man allt för ofta att vissa familjer väljer fel ras, med resultatet att hunden antingen blir missanpassad i sin miljö, omplacerad eller i värsta fall avlivad. De allra flesta som skaffar sig hund ska primärt ha en familjehund, "

    something about dogs
     
  12. wheresmysheep

    wheresmysheep Staff Alumni

  13. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    The requested URL was not found on this server. There are so many reasons that this might have happened we can scarcely bring ourselves to type them all out. You might have typed the URL incorrectly, for instance. Or (less likely but certainly plausible) we might have coded the URL incorrectly. Or (far less plausible, but theoretically possible, depending on which ill-defined Grand Unifying Theory of physics one subscribes to), some random fluctuation in the space-time continuum might have produced a shatteringly brief but nonetheless real electromagnetic discombobulation which caused this error page to appear. Or (and truth be told, this is by far the most likely scenario) you might have reached a page that we meant to create but didn't get around to it, since this year's April Fool's joke got hacked together at the last minute, more or less the same way this one did. And this one. And this one, and this one, and this one...
     
  14. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

  15. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    Me to Alison... :eeek:

    Wayne..cop this..:mortdesinos:

    (joking)
     
  16. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    lol you need to look at my last 2 posts on this thread then lol they will BLOW your mind
     
  17. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    How to kill a living thing.
    Neglect it
    Criticise it to it's face
    Say how it kills the light
    Traps all the rubbish
    Bores you with it's green

    Continually
    Hardens the heart
    Then
    Cut it down close
    To the root as possible

    Forget it
    For a week or a month
    Return with an axe
    Split it with one blow
    Insert a stone

    To keep the wound wide open

    - Eibhlin Nic Eochaidh -
    __________________
     
  18. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    :loopy: :mortdesinos:
     
  19. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.
    2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay
    for birth control
    3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be
    touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

    4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is
    hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways
    home.
    (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law
    is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
    5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that
    demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
    6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or
    more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

    7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating.
    However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally
    interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original
    girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
    8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only
    law that suffers the penalty of death.
    9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.
    10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.
    11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man
    12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a
    comment about it.

    13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts
    any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do
    one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it.
    If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because
    hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

    14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is
    only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help
    your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to
    sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be
    replayed.

    15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
    Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

    If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints
    that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the
    shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other
    passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the
    driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen
    to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider
    substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold
    water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the
    owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.
    16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to

    be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.
    17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.
    18. You poke it you own it.
    19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking
    past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod
    is for fellow men.

    20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other
    country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity
    with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his
    girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

    21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready
    for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in
    exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.
     
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    22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).
    23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his
    collar.
    24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down
    his pants under any circumstances.
    25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of
    booty.

    26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.
    27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

    28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any
    variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm
    Sorry"

    29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

    30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at
    getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that
    cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will
    result in the title Manbitch.

    31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple
    viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that
    may arise that day.

    32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in
    violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on
    request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment
    for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having
    the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real
    men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said
    woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was
    hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and
    should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to
    the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman,
    defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no
    shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are
    called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the
    body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.
    33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances

    shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

    34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will
    result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the
    liking of opposite gendered relationships.
    35. Women can't drive.

    36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as
    an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's
    blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

    37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of
    punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of
    "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the
    broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what
    is manly...and what is not.

    38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support
    39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans
    make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.
    40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one

    beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.
    41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.
    42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or
    he is in the war.
    43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this".

    And the right to leave the room.
    44. Sex is more important then talking
    45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.
    46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.
    47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat
    48. Men will invite other men to Man Law
    49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
    50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place.
    If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.
    51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region
    of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

    52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the
    temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart,
    cold pizza.
    53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

    54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.
    55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.
    56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans

    may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.
    57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.
    58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly

    possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.
    59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).
    60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay
    beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser

    quality.
    61. A man purse is still a purse.
    62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of
    the opposite sex.
    63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his
    team.
    64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal

    abuse for life.
    65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)
    66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream

    once.
    67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.
    68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under

    the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.
    69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.
    70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a
    race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex
     
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