Guy: Wow mami, you're smart, beautiful and funny, what's the catch? :P
Me: Ahaha nothing really.. I mean I do have trust issues.. I'm pretty cynical.. I hate everyone I've ever met, daddy issues, I sit alone in my room crying all day and rarely get out of my bed, I've gained about 10kg in the past two months, given up on life and tried to kill myself 3 times in the last year.. so yeah.. no catch LOL
Me: Ahaha nothing really.. I mean I do have trust issues.. I'm pretty cynical.. I hate everyone I've ever met, daddy issues, I sit alone in my room crying all day and rarely get out of my bed, I've gained about 10kg in the past two months, given up on life and tried to kill myself 3 times in the last year.. so yeah.. no catch LOL