whats the difference..

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by simon, Apr 5, 2008.

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  1. simon

    simon Antiquitie's Friend

    between the loch ness monster and a nhs dentist?
    you've got a chance of seeing the loch ness monster. arghhhhhhhhhh
     
  2. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl: gud 1 !!!
     
  3. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    What is the difference between sand anf babies.

    You cant lift sand with hay forks.
     
  4. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    What is the difference between "a freak" and "an excentric"?
    Excentric has a lot of money.

    What is the difference between "a gay" and "a fag"?
    Gay has a lot of money.

    What is the difference between "frigid" and "feminist" woman?
    Feminist woman has college education.

    What is the difference between psychopath and psychologist?
    Psychologist hasn't been diagnosed yet.
     
  5. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  6. What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road, and a dead snake in the middle of the road?

    The snake has skid marks in front of it.

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    What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

    The prostitute will quit screwing you when you're dead.
     
  7. diver200

    diver200 Senior Member

    Also, when people walk by the snake, they look on in sympathy and say, aww poor thing.

    What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.
     
  8. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    What is the difference between pedagogue and pedophile.

    Pedophile cause traumas to kids for fun, while pedagogue does it for money.
     
  9. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    What is the difference between sadness and depression?

    Depression is cured with pills. Sadness is cured with alcohol.
     
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