whats the lamest excuse youve been given,,,,,,?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by poisonedresistance, May 17, 2009.

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  1. poisonedresistance

    poisonedresistance Well-Known Member

    and why??

    ill start this one,,,,

    i once asked my ex-partner to look at his eldest sons school report,,,

    the excuse i got,,,

    i cant because my toes hurting
  2. shades

    shades Staff Alumni


    When I was 18 I once asked a girl if she'd like to come over to listen to some music or to have a glass of wine (hint..hint).

    She said she couldn't that night because she had to do laundry! :laugh:

    Needless to say, we never hooked up.
  3. Puppy

    Puppy Well-Known Member

    My dad uses this same excuse ALL THE TIME: I've got a bone in my leg.

    The last time he said it was yesterday when my mum asked him if he wanted a drink. He said 'no thanks, I've got a bone in my leg'.

    He's used it for years, and so has his side of the family. It's kinda like one of their many catchphrases :)
  4. mdmefontaine

    mdmefontaine Antiquities Friend


    ''''i've got an early flight in the morning..."""

    used for many reasons, many many times, over a period of several precious (now lost) years :rolleyes:

    what a p.i.t.a.
    just sayin
  5. NotSureAnymore

    NotSureAnymore Well-Known Member

    My ex would answer questions with:

    I don't fu**ing know.

    He did it constantly!
  6. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: i thought people only said that in movies. :giggle:
  7. The_8th_Wonder

    The_8th_Wonder senior Member

    You aren't old enough yet.

    That was an excuse to keep me from going somewhere (no it wasn't a strip club)....
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