When girls drink too much...

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Puddytat, Oct 31, 2007.

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  1. Puddytat

    Puddytat Well-Known Member

    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
    WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
    BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
    HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

    5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
    MUCH. (L............)

    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
    PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOOOOVE THIS SONG!"

    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER(!) WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
    LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN

    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
    KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

    12 . WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
    HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
     
  2. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    lmao
    I love it
    too true :tongue:
     
  3. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    haha, heard this a few times before, love it.
     
  4. lulu rose

    lulu rose Guest

    it's true. I used to do that. But I dont drink anymore, so now I just do it out of sleep deprived states o.0

    XD
     
  5. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    That always happens to me when I'm sober too. :eek:hmy:



    Hehe these made me :giggle:
     
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Oh God the toilet seat:blink: been there, done that :laugh:
     
  7. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
  8. Ella

    Ella Well-Known Member

    Me too! :laugh:

    That made me laugh. :D
     
  9. Just_a_guy

    Just_a_guy Well-Known Member

    That kitchen floor thing applies to men too :laugh:
     
  10. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Thanks for the laugh :)
     
  11. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    :laugh:
     
  12. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

    :drunk: Those darn heels will get you every time!
     
  13. Nessarose

    Nessarose Well-Known Member

    Haha! That sounds like me. I drank a wine cooler once. I also thought there were angels all over the room. :blink::laugh:
     
  14. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
     
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