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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road??

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Confusticated, Oct 20, 2010.

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  1. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    The best answer I've found is:

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

    Please share yours :D
     
  2. LogDork

    LogDork Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    To avoid the butcher shop?
     
  3. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Sidewalk construction.
     
  4. foreverforgotten

    foreverforgotten Well-Known Member

    to meet up with its soulmate rooster
     
  5. assek

    assek Well-Known Member

    that is actually brilliant !
     
  6. nolonger

    nolonger Well-Known Member

    Because god said not to. :laugh:

    :)
     
  7. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
     
  8. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: Great answer! :tongue:
     
  9. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    I love these!!

    I like this one too:

    National Security was at stake.

    :D
     
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