i mean, like, i know that if i lived in a cave i would at least not have to worry about sweeping. now we have to sweep all the time because stuff gets on the floor when you drop your chinese takeout and such because you're too busy playing your wii for like 13 hours to notice what you're doing. and then, you know, if it gets on the carpet you have to vacuum. what the hell is that mess? vacuuming? really? carpets? are our feet that sacred that we need to cushion them with soft, gentle floors? floors are for walking. they are not supposed to be enjoyed, hedonists. your feet are ugly anyway. and stairs? wtf? attics? basements? there was a time when everyone and everything just shared the same space. no walls. no doors. just closeness and darkness and dirt. and survival. and love. seriously, why don't people live in caves anymore?