Why Having Babies Is Unadvisable For The Elderly

Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by Aquarius123, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    With the help of new technology in the field of prolonged fertility, a sixty-five year-old friend of mine was able to conceive and give birth. When she was back home from the hospital, I went to see her. ‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

    ‘Not yet,’ she said. ‘Tell you what I’ll do. First I’ll make us a nice cup of tea and we can sit and chat for a while.’

    After about half an hour, I repeated my request: ‘May I see the new baby now?’

    ‘No, not yet,’ came the reply.

    A few more minutes went by, so I asked again: ‘May I see the baby now?’

    ‘No, not yet,’ my friend repeated.

    Running short of patience, I blurted out: ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

    ‘When he cries!’ she answered.

    ‘Why do I have to wait until then?’ I queried.

    ‘Because I forgot where I put him.’