Why the hell do people gotta CALL people? I don't want to receive no fucking phone call from anybody about anything. I ain't got shit to talk about, what the fuck am I going to talk to you about? It's not as if you give a damn about me, so what the fuck would I talk to you for? Go care about your damn self. One of my friends from elementary school and high school, and we've been friends for a long time and throughout college even though I went away for school, we've still been....well I say acquaintances, but I guess you could say we're friends. But as far as I'm concerned I ain't got no fucking friends. So she called me to see how I was doing and what I'm up to and dadada. Who the fuck cares and why do YOU wanna know? The last thing I want is for a friend to call me to know how fucked up I am. So she asks "how are you doing" and I innocently say "oh I'm okay, I guess..I guess I'm okkay (incoherent sad nonsensical mumbling)" and she goes "well that's good," because, you know, I'm totally telling the truth about being okay. Totally GOOD, bro. Totally. So then I go fucking quiet because I ain't got shit to talk about. I'm thinking, "you're the one calling ME, bitch, TALK...what the fuck you want?" you know. And she goes "weeelllllllll, I was just calling to see how you were doing because we haven't hung out in a while I wanted to know what you were up to blah blah" And so on. Unless you have an announcement, why the fuck do you feel a need to call me and see how the fuck I'm doing? It's none of your business how I'm doing. You worry about yourself. I don't want anyone seeing me sweat, how dare you call me and invade my privacy asking me questions I'm prone to lie about because my life has gone to shit, asking how am I doing and shit like that. Fuck you. That bitch calling me put me in a bad ass mood, too.