woman... :)

victor

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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN

:hugtackles: but i stil luv u, ladies:D
 

KimKim

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STEREOTYPES =O
let me tell you something about my boyfriend:
at the last festival he visited he bought two pair of shoes...same type...look exactly the same...bot one pare is black...and one black and white -.-' xD
and he also knows how to use lash curlers...and has got an eyeshadow-base =3
(by the way: cutting your hair does not make it grow any faster...how should the roots know, you cut the ends? hair is stupid! =O)
hm...i guess he knows the differences between white and off-white etc...once we had a serious discussion about blue-black, reddish black, black with a hint of grey and carbon O.o i mean....WTF?
 

victor

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STEREOTYPES =O
let me tell you something about my boyfriend:
at the last festival he visited he bought two pair of shoes...same type...look exactly the same...bot one pare is black...and one black and white -.-' xD
and he also knows how to use lash curlers...and has got an eyeshadow-base =3
(by the way: cutting your hair does not make it grow any faster...how should the roots know, you cut the ends? hair is stupid! =O)
hm...i guess he knows the differences between white and off-white etc...once we had a serious discussion about blue-black, reddish black, black with a hint of grey and carbon O.o i mean....WTF?
i do understand why ur bf acts this way.. if u r a guy!:D lmfao but if u r a girl - this doesnt look good at all:D
 

OhneDich

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#7
hahaha told ya!

"Lipstick is lipcolour, mostly matte, & is absorbed by your lips. Lipgloss is very shiny, glossy, & stays mostly on the surface of your lips & rubs off very easily".
 

victor

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so if ure planing to kiss the girl and dont want ur wife to find out, make sure shes using a lipstick,not the other one, thats what u mean?:D
 

victor

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#10
u see - cheating womans nature:D i was expecting u to say smth like 'if u r married u shouldnt be kissing other girls u twat' :D well... yeh.. :D
 

victor

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doesnt matter whos cheating and who knows it or not, it bout the fact u cooperate with that cheating bustard, so my argument did not fail:D:D
 

OhneDich

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#15
:lol!: maybe I'd throw it to a dog, or something. And after I'd look for that woman so I could shave her hair and give her some more nice suffering times MUHAHAHA
 

Madam Mim

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#18
All so true.

By the way, it's a genuine fact that women can detect more subtle hues of colour than men. That's why it'll always just be 'blue' to a guy, but a woman will give you an accurate description of how it's 'almost aqua-marine, but with a hint of royal blue'.

Mim
 

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