woman... :)

Discussion in 'Family, Friends and Relationships' started by victor, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. victor

    victor Account Closed

    TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

    10. Cats' facial expressions

    9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

    8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

    7. Fat clothes

    6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

    5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

    4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

    3. Eyelash curlers

    2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

    1. OTHER WOMEN

    :hugtackles: but i stil luv u, ladies:D
     
  2. KimKim

    KimKim Well-Known Member

    STEREOTYPES =O
    let me tell you something about my boyfriend:
    at the last festival he visited he bought two pair of shoes...same type...look exactly the same...bot one pare is black...and one black and white -.-' xD
    and he also knows how to use lash curlers...and has got an eyeshadow-base =3
    (by the way: cutting your hair does not make it grow any faster...how should the roots know, you cut the ends? hair is stupid! =O)
    hm...i guess he knows the differences between white and off-white etc...once we had a serious discussion about blue-black, reddish black, black with a hint of grey and carbon o_O i mean....WTF?
     
  3. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    Womaaaaaaaannnzzzzzzzzzzzzz !:Jumpy:
     
  4. victor

    victor Account Closed

    i do understand why ur bf acts this way.. if u r a guy!:D lmfao but if u r a girl - this doesnt look good at all:D
     
  5. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    The difference between a gloss and a lipstick. I bet you boys don't know that!
     
  6. victor

    victor Account Closed

    im clueless:D
     
  7. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    hahaha told ya!

    "Lipstick is lipcolour, mostly matte, & is absorbed by your lips. Lipgloss is very shiny, glossy, & stays mostly on the surface of your lips & rubs off very easily".
     
  8. victor

    victor Account Closed

    so if ure planing to kiss the girl and dont want ur wife to find out, make sure shes using a lipstick,not the other one, thats what u mean?:D
     
  9. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    I suppose the girl should not be using any of it :lol!:
     
  10. victor

    victor Account Closed

    u see - cheating womans nature:D i was expecting u to say smth like 'if u r married u shouldnt be kissing other girls u twat' :D well... yeh.. :D
     
  11. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    Actually the MAN is cheating on his wife. The woman whom he's cheating his wife with may not know it! SOOO your argument failed!
     
  12. victor

    victor Account Closed

    doesnt matter whos cheating and who knows it or not, it bout the fact u cooperate with that cheating bustard, so my argument did not fail:D:D
     
  13. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    I would cut off his sexual organs if he was my husband, if that proves you I'm against cheating. lol
     
  14. victor

    victor Account Closed

    may i just ask what would u do with his 'sexual organs' as u call it, after u cut em off?
    :D:D:D
     
  15. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    :lol!: maybe I'd throw it to a dog, or something. And after I'd look for that woman so I could shave her hair and give her some more nice suffering times MUHAHAHA
     
  16. OhneDich

    OhneDich Well-Known Member

    Or I could do something like Sweeney Todd. "ball's pies!!" :yay:
     
  17. victor

    victor Account Closed

    well.. what can i say.. lol
     
  18. Madam Mim

    Madam Mim Well-Known Member

    All so true.

    By the way, it's a genuine fact that women can detect more subtle hues of colour than men. That's why it'll always just be 'blue' to a guy, but a woman will give you an accurate description of how it's 'almost aqua-marine, but with a hint of royal blue'.

    Mim
     
  19. victor

    victor Account Closed

    lol at least u agree its true n dats a good thing:D
     
  20. KimKim

    KimKim Well-Known Member

    I'm a girl. And he's my princess. belive me: it DEOS look good =)