Wonderful English from around the World

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Apr 29, 2012.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Cocktail lounge , Norway :

    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


    Doctors office, Rome:

    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


    Dry cleaners, Bangkok:

    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.


    In a Nairobi restaurant:

    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.



    On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :

    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.



    On a poster in Johannesburg :

    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP..



    In a City restaurant:

    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.



    In an Irish cemetery:

    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES



    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.



    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


    In a Thai bar:

    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


    Hotel , Yugoslavia :

    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID..


    Hotel, Japan:

    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.



    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,
    ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.



    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :

    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX,
    FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH
    EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE..


    Hotel, Zurich :

    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,
    IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.



    Advertisement for donkey rides, Budapest :

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?



    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.



    A laundry in Rome :

    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME..
     
  2. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    Priceless!
     
  3. Moat

    Moat Banned Member

    I quite enjoyed the oe about the Copenhagen airline. ^^
     
  4. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    loooooooooooooooool!

    Funny funny Terry
     
  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    :rofl: :laugh: these are great!
     
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  7. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Why oh why did I not abandon son under the "sold to circus" sign :lol!:
     
  8. ThornThatNeverHeals

    ThornThatNeverHeals Well-Known Member

    oh terry, my poor innocent mind, poisoned :rofl: deargod :laugh:
     
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