Worst Childrens Book

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Prof.Bruttenholm, Feb 17, 2011.

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  1. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Game is simple, come up with a title for the worst childrens book.

    Example : Molly hits pigeons with bricks

    Funny, crude, the choice is yours, just have fun
     
  2. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    Lolly kicked a sobbing monkey:laugh:
     
  3. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Nice.

    Okay...


    1. God hates ugly people,yes you
    2. Why mommy doesn't love you
    3. Lead Paint Chips, they're delicious!
    4. The fun I had in Daddy's liquor cabinet
     
  4. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.Jesus spanked me for being cunning
    2.leprechaun's pants
     
  5. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    I want to read Leprechaun's pants

    1.Treat different people like they're bad
    2.Give everyone the finger, they love it
    3.Demon summoning for beginners
    4.How an acid bath gets rid of the babysitter
     
  6. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.How to poop in ur pants

    2.Terrorism for dummies
     
  7. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Perfect

    1.Burning down the house, it's easy
    2.Street Justice, pass it on
     
  8. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    :laugh:


    1. Drinking and smoking for the clueless
    2. How to lock your parents in their room
     
  9. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Oh :bubble:

    1.Dad's tools are your tools
    2.Highlander:there can only be one and you're it
     
  10. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.How to handcuff the crooks?
    2.How to make your ass look big?
    3.How to abduct yor partner?
    4.How to throw pie at george monkey bush?
     
  11. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    1.Playing Carrie
    2.Freddy Kruger Home Kit
    3.Counting backwards from 60: Home Made Bombs
    4.Your parents are vampires
     
  12. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.Strip poker for the clueless
    2.Idiots rule the planet.
     
  13. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    1.Everyone else is an alien, prepare for battle
    2.You can fly, really
    3.Hold that firecracker tight
     
  14. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.Beer is your drink
    2.Encyclopedia of the devil
    3.How to bitch slap your daddy?
    4.Road accidents for the brave
     
  15. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    Awesome

    1.Homemade boomerangs (using saw blades)
    2.Riding the rails
    3.Climbing Electric Fences
     
  16. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.Hunting lions and tigers
    2.How to tell true lies to your mommy?
    3.Be fat and rule the planet
    4.Electrocution made easy
     
  17. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    1.Obama-you don't have to be black to be black
    2.Being a dictator is the only career choice
    3.Chinese, learn it, they're gonna rule the world anyhow
     
  18. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.How to be afraid of the dark for real?
    2.Spit abuses out of your mouth
     
  19. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    1.Why computers will own you
    2.The T.V., it's your mom and dad
     
  20. pooky

    pooky Forum Buddy

    1.Vodka for the beginners
    2.Dictionary of abuses
     
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