Would you rather?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Nightlight, Dec 16, 2011.

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  1. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Answer the above question, and make a question for the next poster after you to answer.

    Would you rather try to have marital relations with a bear cub in front of its mother while they slept, or smack a sleeping cheetah in the face and try to run 100 feet to safety?
     
  2. BrinkOfExistence

    BrinkOfExistence Well-Known Member

    I'd rather slap a cheetah, bears are far to scary for me.

    Would you rather drink a glass of dirty dish water or suck a recently used bath sponge?
     
  3. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Dirty dish water. :tongue:

    Would you rather vomit in public, or pee your pants in public?
     
  4. Butterfly

    Butterfly Pokémon Master Staff Alumni SF Author SF Supporter

    Vomit in public.


    Would you rather be caught picking your nose in public or caught scratching your crotch in public?
     
  5. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Scratching my crotch. :tongue:

    Would you rather for the rest of your life, you had to poop four times a day, or once a week but when you do it is really, really big?
     
  6. Butterfly

    Butterfly Pokémon Master Staff Alumni SF Author SF Supporter

    Once a week :laugh: pretty much how it is anyway :rofl:

    Would you rather skinny dip or would you rather go streaking?
     
  7. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Skinny dip, cause people would be less likely to see anything. :tongue:

    Would you rather have a constant itch on your nose for the rest of your life that you aren't allowed to scratch, or have no nose?
     
  8. Butterfly

    Butterfly Pokémon Master Staff Alumni SF Author SF Supporter

    Have no nose. I mean Michael Jackson managed without a nose so why can't I? :rofl:


    Would you rather drink beer or would you rather drink cider??
     
  9. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Cider, though I hate the taste of both.

    Would you rather be hunted by one person, or twenty grizzly bears that communicate very well?
     
  10. Stripe

    Stripe Well-Known Member

    20 Grizzlys. I can use a car to out run them. They cant.

    Would you rather live forever, or die tomorrow?
     
  11. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    Die tomorrow, forever is a veeeeery long time!

    Would you rather smell a sweaty sock or a sweaty armpit?
     
  12. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Sweaty armpit.

    Would you rather the only things you could ever drink were alcoholic, or the only things you could ever eat were vegetables?
     
  13. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    I guess I'm gonna be drunk all the time. I can't live without my chocolate.

    Would you rather give up your hearing or your sight?
     
  14. Sais

    Sais Well-Known Member

    My hearing.

    Would you rather meet the love of your life 15 years from now, or die sooner, before it?
     
  15. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Die sooner.

    Would you rather only eat corn for the rest of your life, or only eat rice for the rest of your life?
     
  16. BrinkOfExistence

    BrinkOfExistence Well-Known Member

    Corn

    No legs or no arms?
     
  17. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Probably no legs.

    Would you rather try jumping off of a fast moving train, or jumping onto a slow moving train?
     
  18. In a Lonely Place

    In a Lonely Place Well-Known Member

    fast moving train


    no teeth or no gums?
     
  19. Nightlight

    Nightlight Well-Known Member

    Uh.. no gums, I guess. :tongue:

    Would you rather live in a tree house or live on a boat at sea?
     
  20. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    Tree house, I get sea sick when there are bad waves.

    Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails or sleep on a bed of broken glass?
     
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