Today was a bad day. I was sitting in my office when I heard to people yelling at each other, and then one of them threatend to beat the tar out of the other. I got up and intervened. I told the other guy to go outside and cool down, but he wasn't moving. I then committed a cardinal mistake: I forcibly stopped a fight by pushing them apart. So now a man who is a foot and a half taller than me and outweighs me by a good seventy pounds is accusing me of assault. He tried to call the police and have me arrested, but I'm glad that the world hasn't gone so far bizarro yet that I was arrested for trying to do the right thing. I've spend the remainder of the day getting my ass chewed by my employers. Apparantly, I supposed to let people have fistfights in the hallway. I've also been accused of causing needless drama and one guy has told me that he's going to try to have me removed from my position. I have to ask: what kind of fucked up world is this where I stop a fight and I get punished? This is bullshit. I think my next powerpoint presentation is going to be comprised of "FUCK YOU" written on every one of my excel tables.