You can't get by mom!!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, Nov 7, 2008.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don’t suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ’did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ’did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ’do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ’do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
     
  2. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    :smile:

    I remember that i read this somewhere else few months ago.

    Still thanks for posting:)
     
  3. snowraven

    snowraven Well-Known Member

    Nice one Lynn. You made me smile. Thank you.:hug:
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
     
  5. daniel2

    daniel2 Banned Member

    funny!
     
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