I fuckin' hate random assholes who notice you are not smiling and decide to walk up to you and say "smile!". Fuck you, asshole! Maybe I'm having a bad day! Maybe I'm not in the fuckin' mood to smile! Maybe I have nothing in life to fuckin' smile about! You don't know me from a fuckin' hole in the wall! Don't fuckin' tell me to smile! Go shove your phony sunshine up someone else's ass and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!