You Know You Have Had Enough Coffee When...

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  1. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest


    You answer the door before people knock.
    - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
    - You ski uphill.
    - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
    - You lick your coffeepot clean.
    - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
    - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    - You chew on other people's fingernails.
    - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
    - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
    - You can jump-start your car without cables.
    - Cocaine is a downer.
    - You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
    - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
    - You don't sweat, you percolate.
    - You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
    - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
    - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
    - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
    - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
    - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
    - You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
    - People get dizzy just watching you.
    - You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
    - The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
    - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
    - Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
    - Instant coffee takes too long.
    - When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
    - You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
    - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
    - You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
    - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
    - You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
    - You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
    - You short out motion detectors.
    - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
    - Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
    - You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
    - You don't tan, you roast.
    - You can't even remember your second cup.
    - You help your dog chase its tail.
  2. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

  3. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Cocaine is a depressant in any situation.

    On the issue of downers... Me! Hahahaha! I have now sucked the joy out of this thread!
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  4. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    hmmmm this is what happens :D --->coffee
  5. Animosity

    Animosity Forum & Chat Buddy

    =o =o epic!!
  6. mike25

    mike25 Well-Known Member

    Sounds about right
  7. FlashingFlickering

    FlashingFlickering Well-Known Member

    This is great :p
  8. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    hmmmmmm what kind of coffee though?
  9. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    It doesn't matter, they're all nasty!! :p
  10. MadeOfGlass

    MadeOfGlass Well-Known Member


    I love that!!!
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