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You know your suicidal when?

Discussion in 'Suicidal Thoughts and Feelings' started by downunder, Feb 27, 2010.

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  1. downunder

    downunder Well-Known Member

    You hear of a death in the news and you feel jealous.

    You have an evacuation at work, but you don't see the need to evacuate.

    You are not scared of death, and can't wait.
  2. fullofpain

    fullofpain Member

    you are dissapointed when your doctor tells you that you are NOT terminally ill.

    you look at a policemans gun and hope he kills you with it.

    you volunteer as a guinea pig for science experiments that you hope will end up killing you.

    you try to find someone with the swine flu in the hope that you'll contract it and die.

    you look through the funeral notices, wishing that your name was there.

    No disrespect intended for people who have lost loved ones in any of the above mentioned ways.
    Actually, this is kind of funny!!
  3. downunder

    downunder Well-Known Member

    I so wanted to get swine flu.

    You get your blood test results and they are not only normal but exceptional and you are extremely disappointed.

    You go to a country that has malaria and are disappointed that the malaria season is over.

    You know that you will leave people behind, and you don't care.

    The psychiatrist offers you anti depressants, you ask if you can OD on them and she says no, so you say you aren't interested.
  4. Monsieur

    Monsieur Well-Known Member

    When you start asking yourself metaphysical questions like "Why am I here? I am really alive? Why is life shit all the time?" on a daily basis.

    When you curse at your body's self-preservation mechanisms that keep you healthy.

    When you see this smiley and don't laugh. :friendless:
  5. mcviking

    mcviking Well-Known Member

    When you pick a job that you are more likely to be shot at.
  6. Cybrsk8r

    Cybrsk8r Well-Known Member

    When you say to yourself, "I'll never be homeless because I can always kill myself".
  7. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    You tell yourself, I don't care how much my psychiatric problems progress, how many people I love deeply die on me or how much more miserable my living conditions are sure to become- I'm going to get myself out of all of this one day.

    It is the only true relaxation I ever feel. :(
  8. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    When you go hunting for pheasants, and you hear a shotgun crack.

    You automatically think of the size of the spread pattern.
  9. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    When your life isnt going anywhere...
  10. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    The congenital heart condition that gives you a 5% annual chance of a horribly painful death excites you.
  11. downunder

    downunder Well-Known Member

    When you don't make any plans for the near future, because you think you might not be here.

    You don't buy anything, because you think, what will I need that for, I aren't going to be around much longer.

    When someone from your workplace offs themselves and you feel jealous.

    When you hear off a death, and read how they died and wonder if it would work, and then try it out and it doesn't.
  12. Broken_path

    Broken_path Member

    When you crave lieing down on a fire ant hill nest.
  13. LDA

    LDA Well-Known Member

    Oh so true.
  14. NotMyNormalSN

    NotMyNormalSN Active Member

    When fast on coming semi-trucks and snowy roads get your adrenaline pumping

    When seeing any amount of liquid that wouldn't fit in a singal coffee cup makes you debate how long it would take to drown.
  15. nicky21

    nicky21 Member

    When you are so fed up with your depression(and attempts), that in the end you give up your healthy diet to a junk food one. :apple:
    (I`m still a vegetarian though :blink: )
  16. downunder

    downunder Well-Known Member

    when your on a diet and think whats the point of being healthy, I may not be here and who wants to live longer anyway.

    When every little critiscism pushes you further to the edge.
  17. Autumn01

    Autumn01 Well-Known Member

    When you don't give a flying f*** about anything anymore.
  18. Tane

    Tane Active Member

    when you look at all the objects around as weapons. Then think: "How would people react if I killed myself with this right now?" Then imagine you killing yourself over and over and over.
  19. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

    ...yup... and they don't stop coming, either. the edge just gets closer and closer.
  20. RedTears

    RedTears Well-Known Member

    when u wish u could die doing something heroic for your friends
    when u wish u could die for a good cause, leave a hero
    when u imagine yourself robbing a bank and shooting at cops only so they shoot you, and hope to die.
    when u imagine yourself attempting suicide by all different types and methods
    when u start to research and collect info on crazy ways to die
    when u write down the lethal dosages of meds
    when u plan multiple contingencies just in case of failure
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