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You Know It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day When:
You wake up face-down on the sidewalk.
You change one of the twins twice.
You walk to work and find out your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your car horn gets stuck, behind a Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang.
You mistake the Preparation H for your toothpaste.
You put on your bra backwards, and it fits better.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.