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You so punny!

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Where do smart goldfish work?

In a think tank.

What's a Russian prison guard's favorite meal?

Hungarian gulag

Who's Buffalo Bill's favorite psychiatrist?

B. F. Skinner

These are jokes to brighten your day. Share them with your family and friends. Tell 'em Pit told you so.

Good one! Here's another one from me:

A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’

How about this one then?

Doctor, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home!’

‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.’

‘Is it common?’

‘Well, it’s not unusual.’
How about this one?​

Two Eskimos out in their kayak were feeling chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, which proved once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ‘But why’, they asked, as they moved off. ‘Because’, he said, ‘I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.’

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