You so punny!

Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by pit, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    Where do smart goldfish work?

    In a think tank.


    What's a Russian prison guard's favorite meal?

    Hungarian gulag


    Who's Buffalo Bill's favorite psychiatrist?

    B. F. Skinner


    These are jokes to brighten your day. Share them with your family and friends. Tell 'em Pit told you so.

    :hamtaro:
     
  2. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Thanks Pit hugs
     
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Hungarian gulag :rofl:
     
  4. Jelly

    Jelly Well-Known Member

    Those are great. :D Haha!
     
  5. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
     
  6. Sadeyes

    Sadeyes Staff Alumni

    Good ones! How many pdocs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it really must want to change.
     
  7. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Good one! Here's another one from me:

    A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’

    :robin:
     
  8. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    good ones lol hugs
     
  9. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    How about this one?

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
     
  10. topsail81

    topsail81 Well-Known Member

    I needed to laugh. Thanks.
     
  11. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    How about this one then?

    Doctor, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home!’

    ‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.’

    ‘Is it common?’

    ‘Well, it’s not unusual.’
     
  12. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    An invisible man married an invisible woman.

    The children were nothing to look at either. ​
     
  13. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Déjà Moo – the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.​
     
  14. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but couldn’t find any.

    :smile:​
     
  15. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.​
     
  16. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.​
     
  17. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    How about sharing some puns?

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

    One of them turns to the other and says: ‘Dam!’​
     
  18. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    Re: How about sharing some puns?

    lol ty, i needed a giggle
     
  19. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    How about this one?​

    Two Eskimos out in their kayak were feeling chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, which proved once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

    :laugh:​
     
  20. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ‘But why’, they asked, as they moved off. ‘Because’, he said, ‘I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.’

    :mad: