Two Eskimos out in their kayak were feeling chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, which proved once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ‘But why’, they asked, as they moved off. ‘Because’, he said, ‘I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.’
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