Your favorite verbal outburst when you get pissed?

I usually just say, "Eat a dick." Straight and to the point

 

Haha. Wow. That's class, there.

When I get caught up in a moment of wild anger, I usually just regurgitate a string of profanity. Or the things I would say I can't put here. :dunno: I'm not so creative. I'm just tactless and barbaric.

 

Hehe, never said it was classy, but it usually shocks the offender into silence, which is the primary goal

 

:laugh:

Absolutely brilliant!

 

:laugh: It usually gives me enough time to think up something quasi-intelligent and insulting.

I have a friend who cannot talk trash for shit! He always ends up saying something that humiliates him. My hubby at a family Christmas party was talking about fixing something in our house, and hubby said, "...but I don't have the tools for that." And our friend chimes in with "Don't worry, I've got all the tools you need!" (we nearly passed out laughing).

Another time we were playing video games and talking trash and he said, "Oh yeah? Well, you guys suck c*ck like my mother." We all just stared in stunned silence and then burst out laughing. He turned bright red...I'm guessing he meant to say something about OUR mothers, but...:laugh:

 

lol at 'eat a dick'
I usually say fuck this or fucking bitch/bastard/slut.
I lot of the fuck word.

 

I just say "Fuck" again and again... like 20,000 times until my pain stops (well.. when I am skating at least). When I am pissed as in Angry at someone, I don't say anything; and threaten them with action.

 

:rofl: Poor guy!

 

These are some of mine (I know the last one is pretty odd :tongue:

a. You don't know shit!

b. Fuck you!

c. Screw you!

d. Goddammit!

e. *a very fafe + sarcastic smile*

f. Holy raccoon/holy fat raccoon

 

Anything that involves ''fuck'' probably ''fuck sake'' lol don't really pay attention to what i'm saying when i'm pissed lol

 

Last time someone pissed me off they got "You are a wanker of the highest order"...for a minute there he thought I was complimenting him :laugh:

 

my daughter always says dag flabbit nabbit

 

Usually involves the F word in some way...

 

I think I'm going to start saying, "Well fuck my shit!"

 

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Um
when I outburst
I'm not pretty
usually
FUCK SAKE FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

etc etc etc.
and bad words.
very bad words.
lol.

 

I tend to say, "Mother fucking cock sucker!"
...which doesn't really make sense if you think of it...:blink:

It is interesting how "fuck" is such a term of anger for everyone. Neato!

 

Fuck bollocks wanker **** bastard shit shit shit!!!!

 

She actually says that you know :yes:

Someone I know once came out with "scabby faced wanker" during a game once. It's been adopted by many since :laugh:

 

I really hate cursing. I only curse when I'm very angry, which I feel bad about cursing afterwards.

 

My outbursts tend to be restricted to 'OH SSS... *casts glance at mother* ...ugarlumps...'