Your favorite verbal outburst when you get pissed?

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Esmeralda, Aug 6, 2007.

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  1. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    I usually just say, "Eat a dick." Straight and to the point :)
     
  2. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    Haha. Wow. That's class, there.

    When I get caught up in a moment of wild anger, I usually just regurgitate a string of profanity. Or the things I would say I can't put here. :dunno: I'm not so creative. I'm just tactless and barbaric.
     
  3. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    Hehe, never said it was classy, but it usually shocks the offender into silence, which is the primary goal :)
     
  4. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    :laugh:

    Absolutely brilliant!
     
  5. Esmeralda

    Esmeralda Well-Known Member

    :laugh: It usually gives me enough time to think up something quasi-intelligent and insulting.

    I have a friend who cannot talk trash for shit! He always ends up saying something that humiliates him. My hubby at a family Christmas party was talking about fixing something in our house, and hubby said, "...but I don't have the tools for that." And our friend chimes in with "Don't worry, I've got all the tools you need!" (we nearly passed out laughing).

    Another time we were playing video games and talking trash and he said, "Oh yeah? Well, you guys suck c*ck like my mother." We all just stared in stunned silence and then burst out laughing. He turned bright red...I'm guessing he meant to say something about OUR mothers, but...:laugh:
     
  6. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    lol at 'eat a dick' :p
    I usually say fuck this or fucking bitch/bastard/slut.
    I lot of the fuck word. :)
     
  7. I just say "Fuck" again and again... like 20,000 times until my pain stops (well.. when I am skating at least). When I am pissed as in Angry at someone, I don't say anything; and threaten them with action.
     
  8. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    :rofl: Poor guy!
     
  9. expressive_child

    expressive_child Well-Known Member

    These are some of mine (I know the last one is pretty odd :tongue:):

    a. You don't know shit!

    b. Fuck you!

    c. Screw you!

    d. Goddammit!

    e. *a very fafe + sarcastic smile*

    f. Holy raccoon/holy fat raccoon
     
  10. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    Anything that involves ''fuck'' probably ''fuck sake'' lol don't really pay attention to what i'm saying when i'm pissed lol
     
  11. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Last time someone pissed me off they got "You are a wanker of the highest order"...for a minute there he thought I was complimenting him :laugh:
     
  12. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    my daughter always says dag flabbit nabbit
     
  13. Innocent

    Innocent Guest

    Usually involves the F word in some way...
     
  14. Carfax

    Carfax Member

    I think I'm going to start saying, "Well fuck my shit!"
     
  15. ...

    Um
    when I outburst
    I'm not pretty
    usually
    FUCK SAKE FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    etc etc etc.
    and bad words.
    very bad words.
    lol.
    :(
     
  16. I tend to say, "Mother fucking cock sucker!"
    ...which doesn't really make sense if you think of it...:blink:

    It is interesting how "fuck" is such a term of anger for everyone. Neato!
     
  17. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    Fuck bollocks wanker **** bastard shit shit shit!!!!
     
  18. RainbowChaser

    RainbowChaser Well-Known Member

    She actually says that you know :yes:

    Someone I know once came out with "scabby faced wanker" during a game once. It's been adopted by many since :laugh:
     
  19. I really hate cursing. I only curse when I'm very angry, which I feel bad about cursing afterwards.
     
  20. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

    My outbursts tend to be restricted to 'OH SSS... *casts glance at mother* ...ugarlumps...'
     
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