Your jokes!

So my body is aching like a bitch and my nose is all blocked and runny. My voice feels shattered and in general, I'm feeling rather blegh.

So while I fix myself a hot chocolate with a nice amount of sugar to warm and and try and feel better so I can go to work at, what I've just heard is 8 in the morning rather than 10, we're going to play a game!

The game is simple. Best joke wins!!

 

Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more!

What he thought was H2O, was really H2SO4!!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
-To stomp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
-To stomp out the burning ducks.

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The square root of negative one and pi were having an arguement.
After much discussion, the square root of negative one shouts at pi, "PLEASE!?!?! Would you just be rational!?!?"
Pi replies, "pssshhhhhaw, get real."

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What did the pirate say when he got a steering wheel stuck down his pants?
Arrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!



Oh nerd jokes. You do make me laugh. :tongue: