So my body is aching like a bitch and my nose is all blocked and runny. My voice feels shattered and in general, I'm feeling rather blegh. So while I fix myself a hot chocolate with a nice amount of sugar to warm and and try and feel better so I can go to work at, what I've just heard is 8 in the morning rather than 10, we're going to play a game! The game is simple. Best joke wins!!