Ok no one will probably read this now, but I found something strange today. Apparently there was an episode of the old Love Boat show where they had a cruise in Egypt! I tried to look for some evidence of this with a google image search but found nothing. It occured to me to ask Isaac the bartender about it, but all he did was his signature stance:
So I looked and looked for more evidence. I spent an hour searching and finally realized the Love Boat had ended. As anyone that grew up then knows, after the Love Boat, you get theses guys....