Thanks
@JMG for the tag, and thanks @ Angie for yet another fine cafe.
Would you rather read the end of every book or always forget the story's ending?
My first thought was neither because neither option is in any way preferable because both would ruin every book you ever read. If you know the ending to every book before you read it, its kinda ruined, but also, if you only ever forget the ending of every book, then you still remember the rest so it would be boring to read through it over and over to get the ending again just to forget again. But then I thought deeper.
I would choose to always forget the story's ending, because at least then I can choose to simply not read. However, if I were to read the end of
every book.... well....
(all answers were googled, I'm not gonna bother with sources)
There are various estimates of the number of books out there, but they generally fall between 129,864,880 and 155,000,000, so choosing the midpoint there are 142,432,440 books. Imagining you only need to read the last page, and an average read time of 1.7 minutes per page, that's 242,135,148 minutes you will spend on this endeavour.
Thats 4,035,585 hours, or 168,149 days, or 460 years, or given an average life expectancy for men of 79 years, 5.8 lifetimes.
So 5.8 lifetimes spent reading JUST the last page of every book, out of context and given a rough guesstimate online that about 20% of all books can be found in English, 80% of all those last pages will be unintelligible to you anyway.
I think I would rather just give up reading than be forced to spend 5.8 lifetimes reading and gain nothing from it.