May 17 Would You Rather? Cafe

[Ineluki]

Happy B-day to:
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Please join us in the cafe @SleepyOwl @Lux @SquishyMacleod @richard 1998 @patrick13 @unnoticed @GodIsWithMe @Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️ @SillyOldBear @iloverachel @JMG @may71 @DowntheRabbitHole @Fox @Sarahbeanie @KM76710 @Road to Nowhere @WildCherry @RCee @neutralbuoyancy @Tamex @bobbob @invisibleperson

As always, everyone is welcome and by no mean is the list above exclusive

OK, before you all can have tea and coffee, or especially CAKE, you must first RIDDLE ME THIS!


I haven't done this in awhile, but I thought I would ask a series of Would You Rather? questions for the cafe today. Last time I did this I think I pushed it too far with the gross factor, so today's questions will be a little more "kid friendly" as they say lol

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

Read minds or be invisible?

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

 

[Walker]

WOULD YOU RATHER?
Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

Chips, because that seems easier to choke down if they're awful

Read minds or be invisible?

Be invisible. I don't want to read minds. No one *really* wants to know what others think of you.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Couldn't care less, they sound equally crap. Medieval, just for the interest.

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

Tabasco ... and I can't stand that stuff but no way could I ingest butter

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

Wig, I think. People wear a silly wig occasionally. You'd get weird looks and you could just play it off laughing. But a nose wouldn't stand out much more.

 

[Walker]

Fun fact: I've been in trouble a few times here in SF but one that stands out was for Would You Rather. Whoops.

But, here to learn from these mistakes I present a few clean ones!
Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?

 

[Holding my breath]

Nice idea for a cafe.

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
I hate both and as I am beginning to suffer from hot flushes the heat is even worse than it was before. I think I would choose cold

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?
Not be able to write probably, I read more than I write

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
Extra arm, able to carry more and get more done at the same time.


You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?
Ooh! Boat. I love being on the water. Even consider retiring to live on a boat and get away from everything else.

and a couple for @lneluki list.


Read minds or be invisible?
Invisible, definitely invisible

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?
Probably sell ten IQ points, intelligence can sometimes be a curse.

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?
Not really sure, Neither appeal.

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?
Farm, would be happy to look after animals and be outside, I’m not a city person.

To add one of my own to the list:

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?

 

[Brân]

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

Chips. You don't have to dip.

Read minds or be invisible?

Read minds - at least I'd know when people were sincere.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

money. I like stuff

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Roman

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?

Mansion alone

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

shot glass always

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

wig

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?

cold

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?

write

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

arm, more ways to slap

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?

boat

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?

rewind

 

[WildCherry]

Hey guys! The SF app is working for now, so I'm able to be back!!
For the questions...
I'll go with the pizza with unknown toppings.
I'd rather be invisible. Reading minds would make me way too uncomfortable.
I'd rather just keep my IQ the way it is, Lol.
I'm not sure which era I'd choose. But I'd pick living on the farm with friends and taking care of the animals.
Wow, Lol. I guess I'd take the butter. And the clown wig. And be one hot mess, Lol!!! Thanks for the entertaining post!!

 

[Ash600]

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

I'd go for the chips providing having to use the dip is optional

Read minds or be invisible?

Be invisible. I can get away with more shit that way. Besides, being invisible means folk may disclose things without realising I'm there so negates the need for mind reading.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

I have capitalist tendencies so I'll sell my 10 IQ points for 1mill.

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Roman era, just think of those toga parties

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?

Mansion every time if it means detachment from society.

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

Tabasco each and every time.

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

Clown wig.

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
Cold. It's more convenient to walk around with a blanket around your shoulders than a fan strapped to yourself.

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?
Write. What's the point in being able to write if you are unable to read?

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
Extra arm, means you can hold an extra cocktail

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?
Boat. Less chance of the taxman being able to send you bills.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?
Maybe the pizza because that could be interesting.

Read minds or be invisible?
Be invisible, that could be fun.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?
Sell 10 of my IQ points for a million dollars. Luckily I still have some to spare.

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?
Medieval era could be intriguing.

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?
A farm with all my best friends. At least I wouldn't be alone and have to take acre of all the animals by myself.

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?
Depends if the butter is melted or not. But the Tabasco is probably easier to down.

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?
I already look like I have a clown nose and wig. But I guess the wig could be colorful at least.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol didn't see these ones, sorry.

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
I already have heat intolerance, so cold.

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?
Read I guess...but that's a hard choice. I only say write because I'm a writer.

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
An extra arm...it would be awkward to walk with three legs.

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?
An RV would be a blast.

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
A pause button so things could last longer.

 

[Ineluki]

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

I'll take a pizza! I won a bet in college proving I would eat anything on a pizza

Read minds or be invisible?

Be invisible.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

I'll take the IQ bump because I think it would pay off in the long run

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Medieval era as long as I can live in the Ottoman Empire

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?

I'll take the farm and my friends I think even tho it would be a lot of work.

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

Tabasco (maybe add tequila so I wind up with a "prairie fire" cocktail)

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

Clown nose

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?

Cold. When you are hot you can only take so much off!

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?

I'd like to still be able to read

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

"Extra arm, means you can hold an extra cocktail" love it, @Ash600

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?

RV -- boats are just giant money sinks, pun intended!

 

[Harmony]

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?
Going with the pizza, as long as nothing is alive and moving...I'm good.
Read minds or be invisible? Invisible, like a fly on the wall ..what fun!

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars? I'm gonna be a sell-out for this one..show me the money!!!

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era? Roman as they say "When in Rome" ...time to let loose and not give a flying F.

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals? Animals...not my jam and I'm a city girl at heart far too good at entertaining myself.

 

[Livelife]

Thanks for the cafe Ineluki.
I'm not a pizza or chips/dip person. Chips I suppose.
Mind reading in certain situations only, definitely not all the time.
IQ hasn't helped me, right now I'd take the cash.
No to medieval times. Roman isn't all that appealing either.
Yes to a big farm with friends and animals to care and play with.
Butter....make it melted ghee.
Would have fun with the wig, my hair was red and curly anyway.
No to both hot and cold.
You have to be able to read in order to write.
Extra leg is easier for a woman to hide. Extra arm might be easier to utilize.
Big RV/Mobile unless the boat was a staffed yacht
Definitely a rewind button if having it meant knowing and being able to make some different choices.

 

[Harmony]

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?
Tabasco....keeping my arteries clean.
Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day? Wig ...I'd rock that shit!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?
Tabasco....keeping my arteries clean.
Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day? Wig ...I'd rock that shit!

The Tabasco will clean out your colon, too. Oops, I didn't say that. lol

 

[Harmony]

The Tabasco will clean out your colon, too. Oops, I didn't say that. lol

Yup, Dire Rear time!

 

[KM76710]

and hope the birthdays are fine ones. :

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?

Chips.

Read minds or be invisible?

Read minds.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?

Sell 10 of my IQ points, mine never get used anyway. LOL

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?

Medieval.

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?

Definitely a farm, since I am a farm boy, but can I be by myself with the animals.

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?

Butter! But who doesn't eat the occasional full bowl of butter as it is already?

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?

With my mug that is already a daily event.

For the second round of questions...

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?

Cold.

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?

Not able to write.

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

Can I trade either one for a working and Non Abbynormal brain? Extra arm would be my serious choice.

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?

Boat.

 

[Fleury Dragon]

WOULD YOU RATHER?

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?
Pizza with no idea what toppings. I could always pulling the ones I hate off

Read minds or be invisible?
Be invisible, would make like easier at times

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?
Raise IQ by 30 point. What's the point of having just one million dollars with a lower IQ you are more likely the blow the cash and have no idea how to make more.

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?
Medieval era more inventions during that era I think .

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?
Oh this is my dream come true. I going to live on a big farm with my friends.....And best of all I get to look after lots of animals.

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?
A wig probably but I'd make it a green wig of St Patrick's day.

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
Hmm that a hard one. Hot I think, you could always use air conditioning and I don't go out often anymore. But then my answer might be influenced be the season (winter) .

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?
If I couldn't write, then I could come here. But then if I couldn't read I would understand what others wrote. Is this a catch22 question sorta like the chicken or the egg?

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
Extra arm, but would be nice if it could be detached for sleeping at night. Even two arms get annoying in bed!

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?
Mobile home. I dont think I'd be any good on the water.

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
Rewind would only be useful if you wanted to change something. But then life on pause, could I do anything if life was paused. I think of pause so long as I'm still able to do things.

Finally my question
Would you rather answer my question or say nothing at all?

 

[JMG]

Tysm for tagging me here Ineluki sorry to be getting here several days late lol. Happy belated bday to all those who had a bday when this was posted, hope you had a nice day

Be given a pizza with no idea what the toppings will be or be given tortilla chips but the dip will be randomly determined?
Chips, as others said just wouldn’t use the dip lol.

Read minds or be invisible?
Be invisible.

Have your IQ raised by 30 points but it costs you all the money you have, you sell ten of your IQ points for One million dollars?
Sell my 10 IQ points

Live in the Roman era or the Medieval era?
Medieval era I guess, the dresses were so beautiful imo

Live in a mansion in the city alone or on a big farm with your best friends but you have to care for many animals?
Aww this one is hard they both have appeal to me but I think I pick the farm cos I love animals, I don’t like to live alone (been there, done that) and the caring for them would be really good for me I think and I’d be happy to help the animals have happy lives and get to be around them like that

Eat a bowl full of butter or down a shot glass full of Tabasco?
Tabasco, could never eat butter on it’s own ew lol.

Have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose in public for an entire day?
Clown wig.

Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
Cold.

Would you rather not be able to write (physically or otherwise) or not be able to read?
Write, I love reading way too much.

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
Extra arm, could be quite useful if used right lol :p

You've got a new home! Would you rather that be an RV / mobile home or a boat?
RV

Answer to the rewind or pause question is rewind cos then I could see my uncle again, remember what we had a disagreement about, hopefully undo it somehow and also not quit my job.