Friendship

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Just got this and thought yep!!!:blink: :laugh:


    "True" Friendship
    None of that Sissy Crap

    Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
    But never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    The sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
    Worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    Again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
    "because you are my friend".
    Friendship is like peeing your pants,
    everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.
     
  2. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    i fuckin love that...lol :rofl: well done
     
  3. Zueri

    Zueri Well-Known Member

    Thankies so much, Terry!
    Really put a smile on my face! :hug:

    "When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    The sorry bastard who made you sad." - My fave! :p
     
  4. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    Love it! Thanks for posting that, Terrs!
     
  5. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    heh i actually lol'ed at that :laugh:
     
  6. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :biggrin: :laugh:
     
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