when i was about 20 i recorded my voice. (45 light years ago of course). playing back i did not like what i heard. a couple light years later i had a job that required making a recording frequently, for the company’s answering machine. (an answering machine is a device that was used to provide messages to phone callers long long ago in a galaxy far far away). i was not so thrilled with what i heard then also. and it also took about 97 takes before i smoothed out all the mis-said words to a minimum of stutters and was willing to tolerate how it sounded. that length of time was nearly a light year itself. i was so thrilled when i discovered that modern technology had the “please leave your message for ###-###-####” option for callers and i use it religiously these days.
now you think your going to hear my voice recorded? i don’t think so! you either have to meet me face to face and if i can put myself into talk mode you will hear me or i may be silent but either way i will be cringing at the thought of being heard. you might be tempted to ask people who have met me and they will say that i did speak - but cringe, i did, just the same. and fyi, aliens notoriously have garbled voices that are no fun to hear that makes what’s being said difficult to discern and is quite jarring to the ear. and that btw is what we use to take prisoners of those we conquer in an invasion. sorry!
now you think your going to hear my voice recorded? i don’t think so! you either have to meet me face to face and if i can put myself into talk mode you will hear me or i may be silent but either way i will be cringing at the thought of being heard. you might be tempted to ask people who have met me and they will say that i did speak - but cringe, i did, just the same. and fyi, aliens notoriously have garbled voices that are no fun to hear that makes what’s being said difficult to discern and is quite jarring to the ear. and that btw is what we use to take prisoners of those we conquer in an invasion. sorry!
I also turn when I speak Welsh
also, you can kill the clypit any time you like after posting. We don't allow photos because Google indexes images and has a freakish ability to match up faces with other photos plus you can search images specifically. Its not super sophisticated yet but not worth the risk. A link to an anonymous clyp on another website from an anonymous account on this website was risk assessed as being okay if people wanted to. No pressure to, though 
- awesome, thanks Sean!
