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[Waves]

Hey, another poem, I knocked this one out fast enough that my girlfriend called me a bastard, but it was kinda easy since i really hate spiders :P

Poem - Itsy Bitsy Bastard

Be warned, there is light profanity, because how can anyone discuss spiders without cursing.

Where is the poem??

 

[Dante]

Where is the poem??

This is a thread for hearing each other's voices, click the link and you will hear me reading it (the different coloured text)

 

[Waves]

This is a thread for hearing each other's voices, click the link and you will hear me reading it (the different coloured text)

Thank you

 

[PrincessPure]

https://voca.ro/1k270z2N1oDl

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I sent this to a friend. I still sound like a damn child. lol

https://voca.ro/18yTljXQlnhe

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I sent this to a friend. I still sound like a damn child. lol

https://voca.ro/18yTljXQlnhe

So yeah, this is basically why I'll never be able to pass as genderfluid. Not when I sound like Tiny Tim. lol

 

[Aurelia]

So yeah, this is basically why I'll never be able to pass as genderfluid. Not when I sound like Tiny Tim. lol

You sound sexy as shit, girl! Who are you kidding??

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You sound sexy as shit, girl! Who are you kidding??

Well I sound like a sexy woman. But maybe I want to sound a bit masculine too. lol

 

[Aurelia]

Well I sound like a sexy woman. But maybe I want to sound a bit masculine too. lol

Lol, yeah, I don't think there's any chance of that. You sound about as feminine as they come. But definitely a hot voice you've got there 🔥

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol, yeah, I don't think there's any chance of that. You sound about as feminine as they come. But definitely a hot voice you've got there 🔥

Lol thanks, I think it sounds annoying and childish. Your voice sounds sexy af, however.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol here's one for you, T.

https://voca.ro/16yM7ckbXoti

 

[Aurelia]

Lol thanks, I think it sounds annoying and childish. Your voice sounds sexy af, however.

Lol I think the same about mine as you think about yours :P Maybe it's possible that both our perceptions of ourselves are a bit off? 😉

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol I think the same about mine as you think about yours :P Maybe it's possible that both our perceptions of ourselves are a bit off? 😉

Yeah that's true. I'm even doing some BPD hotline uploads.

 

[Aurelia]

Yeah that's true. I'm even doing some BPD hotline uploads.

What kind of uploads? Do you get paid anything for that or..?

 

[Aurelia]

Lol here's one for you, T.

https://voca.ro/16yM7ckbXoti

Haha, that was fucking great. You're funny as shit.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, it's just things I made up as a joke. But they might not be funny to everyone who has BPD.

 

[Aurelia]

No, it's just things I made up as a joke. But they might not be funny to everyone who has BPD.

Oh, well, it's funny to me lol.

 

[Wayne24]

https://voca.ro/1fINfjUWpoXP

 

[RCee]

https://voca.ro/1fINfjUWpoXP

https://voca.ro/1nWOsnJV5OUJ

 

[RCee]

@Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️ you are always so lovely to hear from