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[sinking_ship]

I think I sound a little more northern when I am crabby lol - but I also adapt a lot depending on who I am talking to. People make assumptions about me based on my accent. I once had a blind date with a guy who wouldn't talk to me and eventually it materialised he was terrified he might swear because he had assumed from my accent this would offend me.

Haha! That's hilarious. You do sound rather posh. And could probably make a living reading kids' audio books like your clip.

 

[Nick]

Ok, I love this idea, I want everyone’s voices. But it’s not fair to ask if I don’t give mine. c’mon, SF, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. I didn’t know what else to say, so just read my favorite poem. https://clyp.it/uh3cleuk

Sorry I'm late ... just finally made it here. That's great Gonz!

 

[Nick]

Wow, I suck at this big time. haha

https://clyp.it/ucrooaja

Thank you for sharing that. Words I really needed to hear right now.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Thank you for sharing that. Words I really needed to hear right now.

Glad I was able to help, if even a little.

 

[Walker]

You do sound rather posh.

Ya think?! @Freya gets more posh than this post (or the one on the front page) sound too. Its actually somethin' else.

And could probably make a living reading kids' audio books like your clip.

Funny, she goes to look at reading books online and they want her to read..um.. well, not childrens books.

 

[sinking_ship]

Funny, she goes to look at reading books online and they want her to read..um.. well, not childrens books.

That's probably pretty lucrative

 

[Walker]

That's probably pretty lucrative

Not as much as you'd imagine haha They're all just perverts looking for some hot, sexy voice to read their books for a part of the profits. ppfftt

 

[Nick]

Disclaimer - I'm currently wearing a retainer which gives me a lisp and I'm really self conscious about it but, whatever! Listen to my creepy whispering message if you dare!

https://clyp.it/hrk3p4zl

Well, that wasn't creepy. I very much look forward to hearing you not whisper. Calypso was very intrigued.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Not as much as you'd imagine haha They're all just perverts looking for some hot, sexy voice to read their books for a part of the profits. ppfftt

I heard people tell me I should work for a phone sex line. Hm, I wonder how much they pay for that. haha jk

 

[Gonz]

I think I sound a little more northern when I am crabby lol - but I also adapt a lot depending on who I am talking to. People make assumptions about me based on my accent. I once had a blind date with a guy who wouldn't talk to me and eventually it materialised he was terrified he might swear because he had assumed from my accent this would offend me.

Honestly, that kinda sounds like me. The only way I know how to not swear is to just not talk. But if someone is the type to genuinely be bothered by a bit of coarse language, then I‘m sure they can find at least half a dozen things to hate about me before I even open my mouth.

 

[Gonz]

Not as much as you'd imagine haha They're all just perverts looking for some hot, sexy voice to read their books for a part of the profits. ppfftt

You say “pervert” like it’s a bad thing. You’re alienating like 3/4 of team Matt right now.

 

[Nick]

Sorry in advance
https://clyp.it/gfnz0mu3

@Ash600 I've done it so you're doing it x

Oh god, I love your accent! Roller skating? are doing this inside? That seems very brave.

 

[Walker]

You say “pervert” like it’s a bad thing. You’re alienating like 3/4 of team Matt right now.

LOL I meant it more like the pocket-pool in your sweatpants on the train type pervert, not the cool red room, do what thou will with other consenting kinksters type

 

[Gonz]

LOL I meant it more like the pocket-pool in your sweatpants on the train type pervert, not the cool red room, do what thou will with other consenting kinksters type

Yeah, I know what you meant and I stand by what I said. You’re just digging yourself a deeper hole at this point.

 

[Nick]

https://clyp.it/4kpbwu5f

Good to hear you man! I don't know why people are so shocked by Canadian accent lol.

 

[Walker]

Good to hear you man! I don't know why people are so shocked by Canadian accent lol.

I just had no idea where he was from. Then he started talking.. and I was like "where the hell is he from?" and then he hit the word "about" and I was like "ooohhh shit, he's Canadian"

 

[Nick]

@Walker @Freya @Gonz @Lux @Aurelia @Auri @ravens @Reaver

sorry guys, just realised looks like I really tooled my last effort up, and that's without any whisky being thrown done me.

Hopefully I've got my shit together this time around 2


https://clyp.it/1pw2bhbm?token=9bb4ad4cd84d4d704de22a45ef97c2ab

That was great Ash

 

[Walker]

Yeah, I know what you meant and I stand by what I said. You’re just digging yourself a deeper hole at this point.

Hey! No one here is more pervy than me so...!
Oh wait, no... not true. Once a month in bed with the lights off. I forgot. Sorry, baby!

 

[Freya]

Honestly, that kinda sounds like me. The only way I know how to not swear is to just not talk. But if someone is the type to genuinely be bothered by a bit of coarse language, then I‘m sure they can find at least half a dozen things to hate about me before I even open my mouth.

Language is just words I think. There are words I don't like because of the motivation behind the words but in general - eh. Though I appreciate that my voice doesn't sound that way and I used to almost never swear. Monkey-boy has had a very bad influence on that.

I remember once when I was teaching - a class of 15/16 year olds who were considered by the school to be so problematic they had put them ALL in the same class to prevent them from disrupting other classes and called them 'the cess pit' - and I had drawn the 'short straw'. I adored those kids and we had a good relationship, so when I had a lesson observation they tried really hard to behave well and make me look good. So I have a lesson observation going on with someone from the local authority (and I am HATING this obviously because who wants to be watched) and we are reading a poem about vultures that is on the exam syllabus. It's all about vultures picking at a corpse - eating the entrails, plucking the eyes, whatever. So I read it out loud and then ask "so, what have we learned about the vultures". A child whose nickname is genuinely 'Brickhead' raises a hand. And I am thinking holy crap - hand raising? They really ARE on good behavior. So I'm feeling confident when I say "Chris, go ahead..." and he REALLY thinks he's trying to be helpful and good by answering a question... and he says...

"That they're FUCKING dirty c*nts, miss"

And of course I laugh until I cry. Which probably isn't what the observer from the local authority thought I should be doing in that situation.... :/

 

[ravens]

I never understand it @Nick but apparently those few words are noticeable