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[Walker]

Monkey-boy has had a very bad influence on that.

oh boy, no kidding. I'm so sorry. Now you drop F-bombs and everything. I'm so sorry.

"That they're FUCKING dirty c*nts, miss"

I love these stories, they never get old. Make me laugh over and over again.

 

[Walker]

I never understand it

wait, wait, you don't understand it?? You said ABOOT and you don't understand how we knew??

 

[Nick]

I just had no idea where he was from. Then he started talking.. and I was like "where the hell is he from?" and then he hit the word "about" and I was like "ooohhh shit, he's Canadian"

I've known @ravens is Canadian forever. He practically lives right next to where I used to live. We've been to some of the same places! Pretty cool dude when he's not stiring up trouble .

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

wait, wait, you don't understand it?? You said ABOOT and you don't understand how we knew??

I've been mistaken for Canadian before, so what's that prove? haha

 

[ravens]

I honestly don't think i say it weird lol i will have to watch some videos of Americans saying it @Walker

@Nick this is why i demoted myself as a chat pro few years back lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

The way I say it sounds more like "aboat".

 

[sinking_ship]

I've been mistaken for Canadian before, so what's that prove? haha

You're far enough north you might as well be, haha.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You're far enough north you might as well be, haha.

There's even a Wikipedia page about the dialect here. haha

 

[ravens]

ok this video i definitely see some of the differences

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

ope

1. (Midwest) an exclamation of surprise; oops
   Ope! Sorry about that.

It's like saying "oh" but what they call an "excrescent" P (sounds gross) :P

 

[Gonz]

I never understand it @Nick but apparently those few words are noticeable

they’re noticeable precisely because American and Canadian accents are otherwise so similar, and because we need some way to spot you sneaky fuckin’ hosers before you get to Vermont and sabotage our precious maple syrup reserves, thus opening the door for the hostile takeover of all of our breakfast pastries. You can’t have our maple bars, you hear me? I will die before I see my Dunkin’ Donuts turned into a Tim Horton’s!

 

[ravens]

i agree, tim hortons sucks!

 

[Walker]

PARKADE?!!? I've never hears such a thing. I'm barely getting used to "car park"!!

 

[Gonz]

Good to hear you man! I don't know why people are so shocked by Canadian accent lol.

Not shocked. You want the honest truth from the blustery “look how great we are” Americans? There’s a lot of people who are gonna be mad at me for sharing this secret.

We wish we were you. We look up to you (no pun intended). You’re exactly like the US if we had done a much better job of applying the principles we were supposedly founded on. So we get excited whenever you come to visit us, because we secretly wanna be just like you.

I’m not even kidding.

 

[ravens]

^

 

[sinking_ship]

He's not wrong.

 

[Nick]

Not shocked. You want the honest truth from the blustery “look how great we are” Americans? There’s a lot of people who are gonna be mad at me for sharing this secret.

We wish we were you. We look up to you (no pun intended). You’re exactly like the US if we had done a much better job of applying the principles we were supposedly founded on. So we get excited whenever you come to visit us, because we secretly wanna be just like you.

I’m not even kidding.

I'm not from Canada, I did work in a warehouse there for a short time but I lived in US. I lived on the border. Got nothing but free Canadian TV channels for my first 24 years of life. Where hockey seems more prevalent than football.

You're not wrong ...

 

[Aurelia]

Now that I know what your actual voice sounds like, this is fucking adorable.

Yeah, my ex once thought I was adorable when I got angry. Until he pissed me off enough that I punched him in the face and drew blood. It was no longer adorable after that. :P Good times.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I just spent 16 minutes reading something, and then it said upload failed, so that was a blast.

 

[ravens]

oh no :o that is a piss off ^