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[Ash600]

You deleted it before I got to hear

Don't worry, I posted another one earlier on today

https://clyp.it/fb2ysuon?token=12a2940abcb2b081fbead32dcd7074d5

 

[RCee]

https://clyp.it/sbvd2eni
Me a tad bit more awake but seriously all this means a lot ! In future if I can get a sound clip outta lena I will lol or a video

 

[Callousgirl]

Finished mowing the yard for the second time this year. I know my neighbors on both sides of my house will be having a Easter gathering. One will have around 20 cars parked on the road. So I wanted my house to look good. I work at home around 20 to 30% of the time. But, my contacts are offline and I am totally alone with little contact. I am so alone. But, were having a meeting on Wednesday at work. Happy to see people again. If everything goes at plan, my state will be opening up again. I AM BORED

 

[Innocent Forever]

Language is just words I think. There are words I don't like because of the motivation behind the words but in general - eh. Though I appreciate that my voice doesn't sound that way and I used to almost never swear. Monkey-boy has had a very bad influence on that.

I remember once when I was teaching - a class of 15/16 year olds who were considered by the school to be so problematic they had put them ALL in the same class to prevent them from disrupting other classes and called them 'the cess pit' - and I had drawn the 'short straw'. I adored those kids and we had a good relationship, so when I had a lesson observation they tried really hard to behave well and make me look good. So I have a lesson observation going on with someone from the local authority (and I am HATING this obviously because who wants to be watched) and we are reading a poem about vultures that is on the exam syllabus. It's all about vultures picking at a corpse - eating the entrails, plucking the eyes, whatever. So I read it out loud and then ask "so, what have we learned about the vultures". A child whose nickname is genuinely 'Brickhead' raises a hand. And I am thinking holy crap - hand raising? They really ARE on good behavior. So I'm feeling confident when I say "Chris, go ahead..." and he REALLY thinks he's trying to be helpful and good by answering a question... and he says...

"That they're FUCKING dirty c*nts, miss"

And of course I laugh until I cry. Which probably isn't what the observer from the local authority thought I should be doing in that situation.... :/

Definitely deserves laughter to crying...

 

[Walker]

Everyone has an accent. The "common / plain / American / standard / media" accent is also an accent. I'd say Nick is closer to that, or Gonzie too, but I think Witty has another one. :p

SEEEE @Walker she doesn't think I sound southern!!! I win!
*I got way too excited about that

@Auri is not American - she doesn't know you sound like you just sat down to a bowl of possum porridge so calm yourself down! You're Southern. Mixed Southern but you are clearly Southern.

 

[Walker]

We moved this to a space for registered users only, guys. This thread blew up a bit more than we thought it might.

 

[sinking_ship]

I used to volunteer for a battery hen rescue charity and one of the fundraisers was a naked calendar. I was Miss August

Oh my god, that's incredible

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I have no fucking words right now

Yeah, I mean...is this supposed calendar available anywhere? lol

 

[Walker]

Yeah, I mean...is this supposed calendar available anywhere? lol

@Sunspots Weeellll inquiring minds...

 

[Sunspots]

Yeah, I mean...is this supposed calendar available anywhere? lol

Hopefully they've all long been consigned to the recycling pile by now (apart from my copy which is still in my desk drawer having never seen the light of day)

 

[Reaver]

Hopefully they've all long been consigned to the recycling pile by now (apart from my copy which is still in my desk drawer having never seen the light of day)

So at least one still exists and theoretically could see the light of day?
Intriguing...

 

[KM76710]

Yeah, I mean...is this supposed calendar available anywhere? lol

I agree, it is like many things on the internet without pictures it didn't happen. LOL

I once had some nudes taken of me long ago when I was trying to become a gigolo. I got comments like: "That looks like a penis only smaller" and another one was "I thought only a belly button could be either an innie or an outtie but you proved me wrong.". I didn't get the job of gigolo.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I agree, it is like many things on the internet without pictures it didn't happen. LOL

I once had some nudes taken of me long ago when I was trying to become a gigolo. I got comments like: "That looks like a penis only smaller" and another one was "I thought only a belly button could be either an innie or an outtie but you proved me wrong.". I didn't get the job of gigolo.

That's ok, you can still be a gigolo in your mind :P

 

[KM76710]

That's ok, you can still be a gigolo in your mind :P

My mind, my brain is like Homer Simpson's.

I think that often seen monkey smacking the cymbals together fits me the best.

 

[HappyKitty]

Oh yeah @Lilmeowmeow and Tom. I was thinking Mike wouldn't do it but let's tag him and see @1964dodge

Okay dad ^^
Tis’ Kitty.
https://clyp.it/2dezdx3i

 

[HappyKitty]

Don't worry, I posted another one earlier on today

https://clyp.it/fb2ysuon?token=12a2940abcb2b081fbead32dcd7074d5

Ooo Yay Ashie’s voice is sexy ^^

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Okay dad ^^
Tis’ Kitty.
https://clyp.it/2dezdx3i

You sound so cute and sweet.

 

[HappyKitty]

You sound so cute and sweet.

You sound nice too! ^^

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You sound nice too! ^^

Aw well thank you

 

[HappyKitty]

Aw well thank you

Kitty follows you🥰