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Jim's café April 8, 2021
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[*]Do you wear slippers at home?
Yes
[*]Do you know how to change a light bulb?
No
[*]Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
When hungry I prefer food, but when stomach is full I would love to have sex.(But I had never had sex. I am virgin and single)
[*]What would you do if internet dies for one week?
Relaxing, sleeping, reading, walking, etc.
[*]Can you swim?
Yes
[*]Do you ask for directions?
No
[*]Do you bite your fingernails?
Yes
[*]What do you see through the window right now?
Mountain
Yes
[*]Do you know how to change a light bulb?
No
[*]Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
When hungry I prefer food, but when stomach is full I would love to have sex.(But I had never had sex. I am virgin and single)
[*]What would you do if internet dies for one week?
Relaxing, sleeping, reading, walking, etc.
[*]Can you swim?
Yes
[*]Do you ask for directions?
No
[*]Do you bite your fingernails?
Yes
[*]What do you see through the window right now?
Mountain
1. Do you wear slippers at home?
No, but I should. Normally I just wear socks.
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Yes!
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
Honestly, I think it depends on the situation and my choices of food and person! But usually food.
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I love music. Just leave me with some tunes and I'll be fine.
5. Can you swim?
Yes. I don't swim that great, but I won't sink in the water either, and I do swim a lot (I look like a frog when I do)
6. Do you ask for directions?
No. And I get lost A LOT. I have a hard time approaching strangers. I remember getting lost 1 block away from my hotel on my first solo overseas trip. It was kind of terrifying, but I made it home OK (obviously).
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
No.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
The wall that separates my backyard from my neighbors.
No, but I should. Normally I just wear socks.
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Yes!
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
Honestly, I think it depends on the situation and my choices of food and person! But usually food.
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I love music. Just leave me with some tunes and I'll be fine.
5. Can you swim?
Yes. I don't swim that great, but I won't sink in the water either, and I do swim a lot (I look like a frog when I do)
6. Do you ask for directions?
No. And I get lost A LOT. I have a hard time approaching strangers. I remember getting lost 1 block away from my hotel on my first solo overseas trip. It was kind of terrifying, but I made it home OK (obviously).
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
No.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
The wall that separates my backyard from my neighbors.
Do you wear slippers at home?
I'm wearing them right now. Gotta keep my tootsies toasty.
Do you know how to change a light bulb?
I know how to change a light bulb, wire a plug, change a watch battery and all manner of handy McGuyver shenanigans.
Do you prefer food or sex?
Chocolate.. no competition.
What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I'd skate, crochet, do some origami, read, play video games, play guitar, etc.
Can you swim?
No. I used to be a decent swimmer when I was a kid. But the last time I tried, I could float but wasn't able to propel myself forward.
Do you ask for directions?
Yes. You mean Google right?
Do you bite your fingernails?
Never. Not even as a kid.
What do you see through the window right now?
Next door neighbours' cat pooping in my flowerbed.
I'm wearing them right now. Gotta keep my tootsies toasty.
Do you know how to change a light bulb?
I know how to change a light bulb, wire a plug, change a watch battery and all manner of handy McGuyver shenanigans.
Do you prefer food or sex?
Chocolate.. no competition.
What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I'd skate, crochet, do some origami, read, play video games, play guitar, etc.
Can you swim?
No. I used to be a decent swimmer when I was a kid. But the last time I tried, I could float but wasn't able to propel myself forward.
Do you ask for directions?
Yes. You mean Google right?
Do you bite your fingernails?
Never. Not even as a kid.
What do you see through the window right now?
Next door neighbours' cat pooping in my flowerbed.
Hey, thanks for the tag @Inya 
I hope everyone is having a good day. It's cold and grey here but at least it's not raining
Do you wear slippers at home?
Yep. My feet seem to be permanently cold so slippers are essential. These are my current slippers but they're falling apart so need some new ones..
Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Absolutely. I'm the normal light bulb changer at home.
Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
I probably should say food but I'd be lying.
What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I would probably panic and cry before stocking up on snacks and turning Netflix on.
Can you swim?
I love swimming, preferably in the sea. I grew up by the sea and would swim most days, even through the winter. But we now live over an hour from the coast and the public swimming pools around here aren't very appealing.
Do you ask for directions?
I have no problems asking for directions although rarely have to ask now as my phone can direct me to most places.
Do you bite your fingernails?
I used to but I've now managed to grow them long and keeping them painted stops me from biting them.
What do you see through the window right now?
From where I'm currently sitting from my front window I can see across the road to my friends house. From the back window I can see my garden and the forest behind.
I hope everyone is having a good day. It's cold and grey here but at least it's not raining
Do you wear slippers at home?
Yep. My feet seem to be permanently cold so slippers are essential. These are my current slippers but they're falling apart so need some new ones..
Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Absolutely. I'm the normal light bulb changer at home.
Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
I probably should say food but I'd be lying.
What would you do if internet dies for one week?
I would probably panic and cry before stocking up on snacks and turning Netflix on.
Can you swim?
I love swimming, preferably in the sea. I grew up by the sea and would swim most days, even through the winter. But we now live over an hour from the coast and the public swimming pools around here aren't very appealing.
Do you ask for directions?
I have no problems asking for directions although rarely have to ask now as my phone can direct me to most places.
Do you bite your fingernails?
I used to but I've now managed to grow them long and keeping them painted stops me from biting them.
What do you see through the window right now?
From where I'm currently sitting from my front window I can see across the road to my friends house. From the back window I can see my garden and the forest behind.
Tysm for tagging me & opening the cafe today @Inya If there wasn't one posted by noon today (my time which is about 1.5 hrs from now) then I was maybe just gonna post one, def. wouldn't have been as good of q's as the ones you posted though Ok well here's my answers then, hope you and everyone else here has a great day, sending lots of hugs to everyone as always 
1. Do you wear slippers at home?
Rarely, sometimes though if it's cold enough (it's rarely very cold here though cos my mom usually has the heat on in the tropical degrees lol) :p
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Yes, lived alone for a total of 4 years of my life so if I didn't have such a skill that'd be pretty damn sad indeed lol.
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
This q is entirely too painful to answer so no way in hell will I answer it. What I will say is - I admire the hell outta you for asking it! You have far more guts than I do!
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
Die. Lol nah ha but I would be extremely bored and probably a bit restless from the withdrawls that I'd definitely be suffering.
5. Can you swim?
Yup, not very well but I can.
6. Do you ask for directions?
If I need them, sure. I usually try to figure things out myself though. Same goes for whether I'm looking for a place as in on a street or if it's just something in a store or w/e. A lot of the time when I ask people in the damn store I realize it woulda been a heck of a lot quicker for me to just go keep looking for it myself. Lol.
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
Sometimes but a lot less than I used to.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
Trees, mountains and houses mostly.
If there wasn't one posted by noon today (my time which is about 1.5 hrs from now) then I was maybe just gonna post one, def. wouldn't have been as good of q's as the ones you posted though Ok well here's my answers then, hope you and everyone else here has a great day, sending lots of hugs to everyone as always 1. Do you wear slippers at home?
Rarely, sometimes though if it's cold enough (it's rarely very cold here though cos my mom usually has the heat on in the tropical degrees lol) :p
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
Yes, lived alone for a total of 4 years of my life so if I didn't have such a skill that'd be pretty damn sad indeed lol.
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
This q is entirely too painful to answer so no way in hell will I answer it. What I will say is - I admire the hell outta you for asking it! You have far more guts than I do!
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
Die. Lol nah ha but I would be extremely bored and probably a bit restless from the withdrawls that I'd definitely be suffering.
5. Can you swim?
Yup, not very well but I can.
6. Do you ask for directions?
If I need them, sure. I usually try to figure things out myself though. Same goes for whether I'm looking for a place as in on a street or if it's just something in a store or w/e. A lot of the time when I ask people in the damn store I realize it woulda been a heck of a lot quicker for me to just go keep looking for it myself. Lol.
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
Sometimes but a lot less than I used to.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
Trees, mountains and houses mostly.
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Hello fine people of SF! 
I need a distraction today so here it is... Jim's café waiting for you to come in. I won't do much talking...just some meaningless stupid random questions. Please help me tag...and do more blah blah...
I need a distraction today so here it is... Jim's café waiting for you to come in. I won't do much talking...just some meaningless stupid random questions. Please help me tag...and do more blah blah...- Do you wear slippers at home?
- Do you know how to change a light bulb?
- Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
- What would you do if internet dies for one week?
- Can you swim?
- Do you ask for directions?
- Do you bite your fingernails?
- What do you see through the window right now?
1. Yes
2. Yup
3. That's a tough one. K, I plead the fifth.
4. Lots of things, watch TV, do puzzles, exercise. Can I not go to work, pretty please?
5. Yes, we had a community pool as a child that was a lot of fun.
- Do you wear slippers at home? No
- Do you know how to change a light bulb? Never tried but seems easy
- Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave) Depends on the time
- What would you do if internet dies for one week? Happened before. I got a life and did a lot of cooking and studying
- Can you swim? To some extent
- Do you ask for directions? Yes, usually in other cities
- Do you bite your fingernails? Never, they are long and painted so why would I ruin them
- What do you see through the window right now? Nothing interesting
Hi @Inya thanks for the cafe, I should probably get around to making one of these too :P Its been a while.
1. Do you wear slippers at home?
I dont own slippers, there was a pair I quite liked the look of but they vanished from the shop right after I resolved to buy them.
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
I despair of anyone who doesnt...
Changing a lightbulb is simpler than using a washing mashine, dryer, dishwasher, microwaves, ovens, thermostats, or ANY appliance really more difficult that turning a screw, so if you know how to look after yourself, you should be able to figure it out.
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
I prefer SOME areas of privacy :P
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
It died for a few HOURS yesterday and I was not a happy bunny. If my response then is any indication, then I would find whoever was responsible for the internet vanishing and punish them.
5. Can you swim?
I can swim well enough not to drown, but not well enough to not look like an idiot when I try.
6. Do you ask for directions?
Does anyone anymore? Sat nav kind of makes that unnecessary.
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
Nope, but I also dont show them as much care as I probably should.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
A garden, its an OK garden, but its too cold outside and its getting dark.
1. Do you wear slippers at home?
I dont own slippers, there was a pair I quite liked the look of but they vanished from the shop right after I resolved to buy them.
2. Do you know how to change a light bulb?
I despair of anyone who doesnt...
Changing a lightbulb is simpler than using a washing mashine, dryer, dishwasher, microwaves, ovens, thermostats, or ANY appliance really more difficult that turning a screw, so if you know how to look after yourself, you should be able to figure it out.
3. Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave)
I prefer SOME areas of privacy :P
4. What would you do if internet dies for one week?
It died for a few HOURS yesterday and I was not a happy bunny. If my response then is any indication, then I would find whoever was responsible for the internet vanishing and punish them.
5. Can you swim?
I can swim well enough not to drown, but not well enough to not look like an idiot when I try.
6. Do you ask for directions?
Does anyone anymore? Sat nav kind of makes that unnecessary.
7. Do you bite your fingernails?
Nope, but I also dont show them as much care as I probably should.
8. What do you see through the window right now?
A garden, its an OK garden, but its too cold outside and its getting dark.
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- Do you wear slippers at home? No.
- Do you know how to change a light bulb? No. I tried for years, but it's still a light bulb.
- Do you prefer food or sex? (please behave) What is sex? How do you pronounce that?
- What would you do if internet dies for one week? Relax.
- Can you swim? Yes
- Do you ask for directions? Yes
- Do you bite your fingernails? No
- What do you see through the window right now? Apartments and bushes.
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