Jim's Cafe - 12th April '18

[Human Ex Machinae]

Time to go swimming upstream with the fish. *hops in a raging river with his clothes still on*

Hey there, bud, good to be conversing with you again If you're going to go swimming, I recommend the Marianas Trench. It's been scientifically proven that no human arguments can reach to its depths.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Thank you, @Woowoo for the invite, much appreciated!

Sigh... today started out okay, I guess. But something happened. I wish my father would stop acting like a douchecanoe towards my mom at the moment, so I could take a canoe and go canoeing at a river fit for canoes.

Douchecanoe isn't a real word. I'm aware of that.

But yeah, I'm really depressed at the moment and as much as I'd like to take an ACTUAL REAL VACATION instead of the imaginary place in my mind that's located somewhere between Beijing, China and Bikini Bottom, I'll have to make do and pretend that my parents aren't fighting and try to act like I'm accompanied by an (unpaid) therapist that strangely resembles Dr. Phil who keeps telling me the same thing a million times and its clearly not working.

Yeah, I'm definitely not paying that guy to solve my problems. Time to go swimming upstream with the fish. *hops in a raging river with his clothes still on*

That is a real word, in my mind anyway. And I wish you guys could come here, that would be a real vacation, albeit a boring one.

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

Hey there, bud, good to be conversing with you again If you're going to go swimming, I recommend the Marianas Trench. It's been scientifically proven that no human arguments can reach to its depths.

Hey Machina, my friend, likewise here and its great to see you here again after so long. I seriously hope you've been doing good, and thank you for the swimming recommendation, I just looked it up and I'm heading there right now as we speak. I was kinda getting tired of these fish munching away at my feet while I was getting washed downstream for nearly twelve hours straight since I last posted.

That is a real word, in my mind anyway. And I wish you guys could come here, that would be a real vacation, albeit a boring one.

See Witty, that's why its good we have a lot in common with wordplay and we make made up words look real, LOL! I wish we could be there too, but I don't think it would be boring with you there. Besides, we know how to make our own fun even in the middle of nowhere with tumbleweeds and cacti (almost typed cactuses for some stupid reason).

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Hey Machina, my friend, likewise here and its great to see you here again after so long. I seriously hope you've been doing good, and thank you for the swimming recommendation, I just looked it up and I'm heading there right now as we speak. I was kinda getting tired of these fish munching away at my feet while I was getting washed downstream for nearly twelve hours straight since I last posted.



See Witty, that's why its good we have a lot in common with wordplay and we make made up words look real, LOL! I wish we could be there too, but I don't think it would be boring with you there. Besides, we know how to make our own fun even in the middle of nowhere with tumbleweeds and cacti (almost typed cactuses for some stupid reason).

Hey man, I don't live in the middle of the desert. Not sure what you're smoking, pardner. :P But it would be a blast to have my SF friends around, as I never really spend time with anyone in my daily life.