Jim's cafe 15 August

[bobbob]

Thought theme could be nice limericks about nice folk in SF. tbh my brain wont stop producing them atm so thought might as well make virtue of.

There was a young man we called Citi
Who made me laugh. He was witty.
He loved the world cup
But his team were a pup.
Oh what a pitty friend citi.

There was a wee doggy named Beanie
His stature was perfect but tinnie
He had a sore tum
But with help from his mum.
Beanie's tummy is cleanie not meanie.

There was a young woman called Vi
Whose skating was something to see
She soared in the air
Like a bird not a bear
brb Im having my tea.

There was a young man named trapper
who dressed so dippy and dapper
He lived in the states
Made emojis for mates
That dippy old dapper called trapper


There was a young woman called Petal
She was tough. She had plenty of metal
She welcomes folk here
She pours them a beer.
And if you dont like beer
There's a kettle.

OK will do more later. @bubblebear one had too many Father Jack words in it and have deleted (for now)!

 

[Citizen Insane]

@bobbob

I think that bobbob is secretly a darlingbrownsugarcubesweetheartbabycakessoymilkchaitealattethatIliketodrinkintheafternoon.

Thanks for the opening of the cafe! And of course for referencing me in your limericks :P

@VioletDawn @Petal @Trapper @Sarahbeanie

 

[bobbob]

There was a young lady named Woo
Who always had so much to do
She worked hard all week
Then into the garden she'd sneak
And Woowoo would have just a few.

@Woowoo

 

[Baywasp]

It's 4 am and I'm awake taking stupid online quizzes. Whyyyyyyyy

 

[bobbob]

I thought folk might want to add own limericks?

 

[bobbob]

There was a sweet lady named Merc
Who cheered up my days without work
But here is the thing, she doesnt like bling
So is she from Wessex not Essex!

 

[Yellowmellow]

There once was a cafe named Jim’s
The best place to go for a Pims

I have no idea what else to write lol :oops::oops::oops:

Sorry @bobbob I really tried

 

[Sunspots]

There was a young man named Ash
Who drinks vodka when out on the lash
He makes a mean cocktail
To him we all hail
And he's handy for treating a rash.

 

[MagickLynx]

There once was a fluffy little lynx
Who really didn't like bad stinks
They always caused it to scurry
But when lunchtime came round
It actually found
It wanted a spicy hot curry :p

 

[gypsylee]

It's 4 am and I'm awake taking stupid online quizzes. Whyyyyyyyy

Hahaha 4am is the best time to do pretty much anything.

There was a young man named Ash
Who drinks vodka when out on the lash
He makes a mean cocktail
To him we all hail
And he's handy for treating a rash.

As long as he doesn’t give you the rash..

There once was a cafe named Jim’s
The best place to go for a Pims

I have no idea what else to write lol :oops::oops::oops:


Sorry @bobbob I really tried

This was actual lulz. Yeah, fuck writing limericks (no offence @bobbob and thanks for opening). Can it be about what your brain produces instead (like yours and limericks)? Without fail, mine produces Guns n’ Roses lyrics.. One in particular, which isn’t very sophisticated at all:

I see you standin’ there
You think you’re sooo cool
Why don’t you just
F*** off!?

—It’s So Easy, G n R

 

[bobbob]

There was a young lady named bubble
Who caused me infinite trouble
She made me spell dwink, not the way that you'd think.
Now bubble my troubles are double.

 

[Ash600]

As long as he doesn’t give you the rash..

Hey what!!!????? WTF :eek:

 

[Yellowmellow]

@Walker
@Ash600 @Witty_Sarcasm @OfLoveAndDeath @HumanExMachina @Petal @Freya

 

[Yellowmellow]

@Aprilflowers7 @extraterrestrialone @nobodyknows71 @Deety @dtc

 

[Yellowmellow]

Right, I stole one lol

There once was a lady named Ferris Whom nothing could ever embarrass.
‘Til the bath salts one day,
in the tub where she lay,
turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

And this one:
There once lived a boy near the ocean
Who thought he’d found magic potion.
He took a big drink
And started to think
But this tastes like suntan lotion.

 

[gypsylee]

Hey what!!!????? WTF :eek:

You know.. Like chicken pox..

 

[OfLoveAndDeath]

Yeah... poetryisn't my strong suit sadly

 

[Yellowmellow]

Right, I stole one lol

There once was a lady named Ferris Whom nothing could ever embarrass.
‘Til the bath salts one day,
in the tub where she lay,
turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

And this one:
There once lived a boy near the ocean
Who thought he’d found magic potion.
He took a big drink
And started to think
But this tastes like suntan lotion.

Oh god I’ve just realised it’s supposed to be about SF memebers lol
Looks like my stealing spree failed lol

Lmfao @gypsylee ....I can’t even steal one let alone write one lol

 

[gypsylee]

Yeah... poetryisn't my strong suit sadly

Oh god I’ve just realised it’s supposed to be about SF memebers lol
Looks like my stealing spree failed lol

Lmfao @gypsylee ....I can’t even steal one let alone write one lol

I don’t attempt to write poetry but I appreciate it. Like I said, my brain mostly comes up with Axl Rose telling someone to F off o_O:rolleyes:

Let’s take a look at another great poet — Eminem. This shit actually blew me away. I liked one of the comments that he’s a “walking dictionary”.

 

[bobbob]

Oh god I’ve just realised it’s supposed to be about SF memebers lol
Looks like my stealing spree failed lol

Lmfao @gypsylee ....I can’t even steal one let alone write one lol

lol cant see why thats not ok. Just made one up in the shower:
There was a young geezer from Pisa
Who walked through the morgue to the freezer
He pulled out the draw and saw what he saw
And that was the geezer from Pisa.