Jim's cafe Monday 6th April 2020

[Champagne]

Good morning peeps!!!

Here's some coffee and juice for you all to enjoy



Here are some questions to get peeps chatting and answering as they watch the sunrise!!

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

Have a great week everyone and stay happy and healthy!!!! 🎀💓💙

 

[Champagne]

@Mato @JMG @Lilmeowmeow @Auri @Sunspots @bubblebear @bobbob @Witty_Sarcasm @Fleurise @Bbear82

 

[Champagne]

@1964dodge @Tana @RCee @Innocent Forever @LonelyHiker @cymbele @Angie74 @Angie @Lane @BlueGreen

 

[1964dodge]

thank you fo opening the cafe and inviting me @BlackOpium .
now for the questions then back to bed it's 1:15 am here lol...mike....

1. question i want answered: what is the meaning of life

2. superbowl ad: tell people to never give up hope and explain that even little victories in life add up.

3:dumbest way injured: carrying a pot of boiling water i tripped and got it in my face. luckily i wasn't burned too bad but had to wrap it up until i got to the hospital

4. craziest thing a teacher did: tried to teach me

5. celebrity : for acting leonard nimoy

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Why are we here?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Unicorns and cats, haha.

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Pretty much most ways i get injured because I'm fairly clumsy.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Talked about female circumcision the whole hour. i was wondering wtf that had to do with German.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
No one is a 10, but Johnny Depp is pretty cool.

 

[Fleury Dragon]

Thank you for inviting me @BlackOpium
1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Will I ever get treatment that gives me a better quality of life.
2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Hope, I'd want people to gain greater understanding for those who struggle with mental illness and those classed as invisible.
3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Spilt boiling water on my foot when Tammy dropped a live mouse on my foot and I jumped in the air. Was holding the jug at the time.
4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Hard for me to remember.... Guess maybe the maths teacher I had that would say the word "alright" in nearly every sentence.
5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
Perfect 10 well based on acting Robin Williams still miss him

 

[Road to Nowhere]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?

I have faith because I am mortal, God what do you believe in?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

Tell the people When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. March on Washington lets go take our freedom back.

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

Five stitches in finger changing a flooring blade.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

6th grade teacher broke his leg was out for months, he gave us the worst substitute teacher in history.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

Natalie Portman

 

[Tana]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Where did our universe come from?
2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Go on about whatever is the current situation, and give my opinion, I guess.
3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Bumping into a table. Or, hitting my head on the upper closet I opened seconds ago.
4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Threw chalk at me.
5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
Mila Kunis, I guess. ;*

 

[sirena0]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Is there an afterlife?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Maybe some kind of compilation of the beautiful sites of nature on the planet, with some kind of message encouraging people to protect it and care for the planet. But maybe that's been done before haha.

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Messed up my ankle skateboarding when I was like 12-13? But I was skateboarding barefoot lol my bad

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
My English teacher in my senior year of high school thoroughly insulted one of the students in front of the whole class because he had gotten a girl pregnant, she went on and on about how he can't even handle the class, how's he supposed to handle a child lol. Pretty brutal

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
I used to find Jared Leto very attractive but I've heard he's not the nicest guy, and is now leading some creepy cult or something. Attraction lost

 

[Firefly75]

thank you fo opening the cafe and inviting me @BlackOpium .
now for the questions then back to bed it's 1:15 am here lol...mike....

1. question i want answered: what is the meaning of life

2. superbowl ad: tell people to never give up hope and explain that even little victories in life add up.

3:dumbest way injured: carrying a pot of boiling water i tripped and got it in my face. luckily i wasn't burned too bad but had to wrap it up until i got to the hospital

4. craziest thing a teacher did: tried to teach me

5. celebrity : for acting leonard nimoy[/[Q

 

[bobbob]

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1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Would it better for me to go to Sainsburys or Tescos today to pick-up essentials?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

lol I better avoid politics!

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

I stuck the pick end of a fire man's axe in my head when chopping wood as a kid. I forgot about that end when I lifted it over my head to chop the wood. But was ok apart from lot of blood.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Tried in vain to teach me how to balance chemical equations.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
If perfect 10 means perfect then Im not sure anyone is perfect.

 

[neko-chan]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
ah.. not sure about that.. ignorance is bliss..

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
oh.. thinking of ads always reminds me of this..

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
i've always been clumsy.. but i think once i was putting staple wires in a stapler.. then accidentally managed to press it and put a staple wire down onto my palm..

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
hmmm.. loads of stuff.. corporal punishment is still allowed when i was in school..

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
that's tough.. i've been having silly little crush in some celebrities right now.. so i don't know who to pick..

 

[Fleury Dragon]

@neko-chan I loved your dear kitten ad, thank you for sharing.

 

[Lane]

Good morning SF friends thanks for opening and tagging me @BlackOpium

 

[Lane]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Why are we here?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
Unicorns and cats, haha.

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Pretty much most ways i get injured because I'm fairly clumsy.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Talked about female circumcision the whole hour. i was wondering wtf that had to do with German.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
No one is a 10, but Johnny Depp is pretty cool.

Your new avi adorable

 

[Lane]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
ah.. not sure about that.. ignorance is bliss..

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?
oh.. thinking of ads always reminds me of this..

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
i've always been clumsy.. but i think once i was putting staple wires in a stapler.. then accidentally managed to press it and put a staple wire down onto my palm..

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
hmmm.. loads of stuff.. corporal punishment is still allowed when i was in school..

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
that's tough.. i've been having silly little crush in some celebrities right now.. so i don't know who to pick..

Lol, human larvae video adorable. Thanks

 

[Lane]

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1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
Would it better for me to go to Sainsburys or Tescos today to pick-up essentials?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

lol I better avoid politics!

3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

I stuck the pick end of a fire man's axe in my head when chopping wood as a kid. I forgot about that end when I lifted it over my head to chop the wood. But was ok apart from lot of blood.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Tried in vain to teach me how to balance chemical equations.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
If perfect 10 means perfect then Im not sure anyone is perfect.

Ouchhh to #3! Kids

 

[Lane]

) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?
what will archaeologists/ethnologists say/write about us in 3000 years?

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?


adoptions for bunnies and other sweet animals.



3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
I fell iintothe drainage area in a cemetery and got knocked unconscious. A friend had to take me in his trans am to the hospital, which I got blood all over. there were a bunch of us dumb teenagers. My mother was upset.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Not crazy but I adored a science professor that used to imitate whatever he was talking about, buzzing around the room


5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

Hmmm, difficult today as they mix their political views while reaping thectewards of our country/USA. I used to adore Robert Dinero, but no more. Oprah fan still.

 

[neko-chan]

@neko-chan I loved your dear kitten ad, thank you for sharing.

thanks glad you like it.. here's another one..

 

[cymbele]

1) If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?

What's for dinner??????

2) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

National parks although they are getting crowded
3) What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

Lots of ways but one time I touched a warm engine to see how hot it was and burned my hand. Not hot enough to go to the hospital though.

4) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?

One teacher had us out in the woods talking to trees.

5) What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
Tom Brady because at his age he is so fit. Also I come from Patriots nation and because he has left the team I downgraded him.